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  • Guest's Avatar
    Guest replied
    A very long time ago I had a webpage showing how to gain control of the country - can't remember all the bollux but the basic mechanism was to form a party called "None of the Above" and have every candidate change their name to that too.

    Anybody want to join?

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    ||  I must not spam Contractor UK   ||
    ||  I must not spam Contractor UK   ||
    ||  I must not spam Contractor UK   ||
    ||  I m.----.t spam Contractor UK   ||
    || /`\/      \/`\ /                 ||
    || )_/|      |\_(/\                 ||
    ||    \______/  /\/                 ||
    ||    _(____)__/ /                  ||
    |'===/ ,_ _  ___/==================='|
    '====\___\_) |======================='
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    Mark
    Warning - none of my links are likely to be boss friendly.
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  • Guest's Avatar
    Guest replied
    You can already do that by marking a big X across the whole ballot paper and scrawling "THEY'RE ALL CRAP"....

    It's called 'spoiling'. All spoiled papers are counted, make up the total of the ballot and are announced at the end.

    "Ms Hopeless Communist (Labour) - 10 votes"
    "Mr Hopeless Incompetent (Conservative) - 8 votes"
    "Ms Hopeless Optimist (Lib Dem.) - 7 votes"
    "Number of spoiled votes - 10, 564"

    "I declare the winner - "THEY'RE ALL CRAP...." :/

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    Guest started a topic Poll : Politics

    Poll : Politics

    <FONT FACE="Verdana,Arial" SIZE=2>Would you support a "None of the Above" tickbox when it came to putting your mark on the ballot paper ?</FONT><FONT FACE="Verdana,Arial" SIZE=2>Results (total votes = 18):</FONT><table bgcolor=#FFFFFF border=0 cellpadding=3 cellspacing=0 width="75%">
    <tbody>
    <tr><td bgcolor="#000000" colspan=3 height=1></tr><TR BGCOLOR=#E0E0E0><TD NOWRAP>
    <FONT FACE="Verdana,Arial" SIZE=2>Yes</FONT>&nbsp</td>
    <td height><FONT FACE="Verdana,Arial" SIZE=2>14&nbsp;/&nbsp;77.8%</FONT>&nbsp</td><td><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/bar.gif width=233 height=10 hspace=3>&nbsp;</td></tr>
    <tr><td bgcolor="#000000" colspan=3 height=1></tr><TR BGCOLOR=#E0E0E0><TD NOWRAP>
    <FONT FACE="Verdana,Arial" SIZE=2>No</FONT>&nbsp</td>
    <td height><FONT FACE="Verdana,Arial" SIZE=2>4&nbsp;/&nbsp;22.2%</FONT>&nbsp</td><td><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/bar.gif width=66 height=10 hspace=3>&nbsp;</td></tr>
    <tr><td bgcolor="#000000" colspan=3 height=1></tr></tbody>
    </table>
    <a href=http://p201.ezboard.com/fcukfrm5.showMessage?topicID=434.topic><FONT FACE="Verdana,Arial" SIZE=2>Vote Now</FONT></a> &nbsp
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