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    Re: Test

    Hey cloggs you plagiarist, I said that a few weeks ago, word for word.

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    Re: Eh?

    This is how you know we have a strong army, when you can actually tell your enemy exactly where your camp is and what its name is.
    Dangerous indeed - the fcukers might post you a bomb.

    sgrollit - I despair

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    Eh?

    What are you still doing here? I thought you won the lottery.

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    >>Subject: Iraq

    >>
    >>"War continues in Iraq. They're calling it Operation
    >>Iraqi Freedom. They were going to call it Operation
    >>Iraqi Liberation until they realized that spells
    >>'OIL.'" - Jay Leno
    >>
    >>"CNN said that after the war, there is a plan to
    >>divide Iraq into three parts ... regular, premium
    >>and unleaded." - Jay Leno
    >>
    >>"Many of our soldiers are stationed at Camp Coyote
    >>just south of the Iraqi border. This is how you know
    >>we have a strong army, when you can actually tell your
    >>enemy exactly where your camp is and what its name is."
    >>- Jon Stewart
    >>
    >>"New rumors that Saddam Hussein is planning to flee to
    >>a castle in Libya with 10 billion dollars. Now President
    >>Bush doesn't know whether to nuke him or give him a tax
    >>cut." - Craig Kilborn
    >>
    >>"Experts say that if we go to war with Iraq, oil could
    >>reach as much as $80 a barrel. Of course, after the war
    >>it will be free." - Jay Leno
    >>
    >>"President Bush has said that he does not need approval
    >>from the UN to wage war, and I'm thinking, well, hell,
    >>he didn't need the approval of the American voters to
    >>become president, either." - David Letterman
    >>
    >>"Democrats were quick to point out that President Bush's
    >>budget creates a 1 trillion dollar deficit. The White
    >>House quickly responded with 'Hey, look over there, it's
    >>Saddam Hussein.'" -Craig Kilborn
    >>
    >>"We have it. The smoking gun. The evidence. The potential
    >>weapon of mass destruction we have been looking for as our
    >>pretext of invading Iraq. There's just one problem - it's
    >>in North Korea." -Jon Stewart
    >>
    >>"Well, it looks like we've moved a step closer to war.
    >>Not with Iraq. With France and Germany. How did we screw
    >>that one up?" - Jay Leno
    >>
    >>"Saddam Hussein has told his people that U.S. troops will
    >>commit suicide when they get to the gates of Baghdad.That's
    >>when you know you have a bad army, when your only hope for
    >>victory is that the enemy's troops kill themselves." - Jay
    >>Leno
    >>
    >>"As we head to war with Iraq, President Bush wants to make
    >>one thing clear: This war is not about oil, it's about
    >>gasoline." - Jay Leno
    >>

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