Re: Test
Hey cloggs you plagiarist, I said that a few weeks ago, word for word.
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Guest repliedRe: Eh?
This is how you know we have a strong army, when you can actually tell your enemy exactly where your camp is and what its name is.
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Guest repliedEh?
What are you still doing here? I thought you won the lottery.
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Guest started a topic >>Subject: Iraq>>Subject: Iraq
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>>"War continues in Iraq. They're calling it Operation
>>Iraqi Freedom. They were going to call it Operation
>>Iraqi Liberation until they realized that spells
>>'OIL.'" - Jay Leno
>>
>>"CNN said that after the war, there is a plan to
>>divide Iraq into three parts ... regular, premium
>>and unleaded." - Jay Leno
>>
>>"Many of our soldiers are stationed at Camp Coyote
>>just south of the Iraqi border. This is how you know
>>we have a strong army, when you can actually tell your
>>enemy exactly where your camp is and what its name is."
>>- Jon Stewart
>>
>>"New rumors that Saddam Hussein is planning to flee to
>>a castle in Libya with 10 billion dollars. Now President
>>Bush doesn't know whether to nuke him or give him a tax
>>cut." - Craig Kilborn
>>
>>"Experts say that if we go to war with Iraq, oil could
>>reach as much as $80 a barrel. Of course, after the war
>>it will be free." - Jay Leno
>>
>>"President Bush has said that he does not need approval
>>from the UN to wage war, and I'm thinking, well, hell,
>>he didn't need the approval of the American voters to
>>become president, either." - David Letterman
>>
>>"Democrats were quick to point out that President Bush's
>>budget creates a 1 trillion dollar deficit. The White
>>House quickly responded with 'Hey, look over there, it's
>>Saddam Hussein.'" -Craig Kilborn
>>
>>"We have it. The smoking gun. The evidence. The potential
>>weapon of mass destruction we have been looking for as our
>>pretext of invading Iraq. There's just one problem - it's
>>in North Korea." -Jon Stewart
>>
>>"Well, it looks like we've moved a step closer to war.
>>Not with Iraq. With France and Germany. How did we screw
>>that one up?" - Jay Leno
>>
>>"Saddam Hussein has told his people that U.S. troops will
>>commit suicide when they get to the gates of Baghdad.That's
>>when you know you have a bad army, when your only hope for
>>victory is that the enemy's troops kill themselves." - Jay
>>Leno
>>
>>"As we head to war with Iraq, President Bush wants to make
>>one thing clear: This war is not about oil, it's about
>>gasoline." - Jay Leno
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