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Roger

You should have gone to specsavers


(or is vision impairment a myth?)

You stole my joke :-)

I had considered the Master Bates reference, but it was too tenuous a link even for me.

That's just bleedin racist, calling me Master Bates because I'm a jock.

A scottish Norman Bates, what a thought !

:x

> She's been dead a few years now and starting to smell a little pungent.

You don't by chance have a sideline running a Motel do you ?

You don't have a fart-proof version one can wrap round a person's loins do you?

Would make an ideal Xmas present for Gran. She's been dead a few years now and starting to smell a little pungent.

It's rubbish. I tried it and now all my family have got SARS.

Not as funny as the Viz version. A Ringos tube packed with odour eaters. That might even work as well. Think I would prefer to fill my Ringos tube with Dawn French's used knickers, no obvious anti-viral effect, I'm just a perve.

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