Dear Hector,
Poor contractors such as myself can only stretch to the local chippy or a Micky D's and then only at Christmas.
We usualy eat Tesco's Value bread and baked beans by candlelight (50p in the meter at weekends only) - we leave dining out in the plush surroundings of such establishments as Harvesters to the professional classes.
You are totally mistaken if you think I have any money to pay this extortionate tax demand - I have no idea where you came up with all those bank account details but I can assure you that none of them are mine.
Yours in poverty
Fiddle
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<FONT FACE="Verdana,Arial" SIZE=2>Been to a Harvester before Sir?</FONT><FONT FACE="Verdana,Arial" SIZE=2>Results (total votes = 11):</FONT><table bgcolor=#FFFFFF border=0 cellpadding=3 cellspacing=0 width="75%">
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<FONT FACE="Verdana,Arial" SIZE=2>I am Shaunbhoy and I go twice a week because I'm cheap.</FONT> </td>
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