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    Guest replied
    Dear Hector,

    Poor contractors such as myself can only stretch to the local chippy or a Micky D's and then only at Christmas.

    We usualy eat Tesco's Value bread and baked beans by candlelight (50p in the meter at weekends only) - we leave dining out in the plush surroundings of such establishments as Harvesters to the professional classes.

    You are totally mistaken if you think I have any money to pay this extortionate tax demand - I have no idea where you came up with all those bank account details but I can assure you that none of them are mine.

    Yours in poverty

    Fiddle

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    <FONT FACE="Verdana,Arial" SIZE=2>Been to a Harvester before Sir?</FONT><FONT FACE="Verdana,Arial" SIZE=2>Results (total votes = 11):</FONT><table bgcolor=#FFFFFF border=0 cellpadding=3 cellspacing=0 width="75%">
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    <FONT FACE="Verdana,Arial" SIZE=2>Yes</FONT>&nbsp</td>
    <td height><FONT FACE="Verdana,Arial" SIZE=2>2&nbsp;/&nbsp;18.2%</FONT>&nbsp</td><td><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/bar.gif width=54 height=10 hspace=3>&nbsp;</td></tr>
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    <FONT FACE="Verdana,Arial" SIZE=2>No</FONT>&nbsp</td>
    <td height><FONT FACE="Verdana,Arial" SIZE=2>4&nbsp;/&nbsp;36.4%</FONT>&nbsp</td><td><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/bar.gif width=109 height=10 hspace=3>&nbsp;</td></tr>
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    <FONT FACE="Verdana,Arial" SIZE=2>I am Shaunbhoy and I go twice a week because I'm cheap.</FONT>&nbsp</td>
    <td height><FONT FACE="Verdana,Arial" SIZE=2>5&nbsp;/&nbsp;45.5%</FONT>&nbsp</td><td><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/bar.gif width=136 height=10 hspace=3>&nbsp;</td></tr>
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