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Previously on "Contractor Cockney Rhyming Slang"

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  • Kyajae
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    Paddy Whack - Contract

    Aunty Joyce - Invoice

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  • Pinto
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    Beaver Stew - Interview

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  • Kyajae
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    Brazilian Wax - Income Tax

    Tight Bend - Dividend

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  • richard-af
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    Originally posted by PRC1964
    mounting the wench = stuck on the bench

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  • PRC1964
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    mounting the wench = stuck on the bench

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  • richard-af
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    Garden Fence = Imaginative expense.

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  • richard-af
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    Tewkesbury's Wet = Buy to Let

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  • smee.again
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    Cheeky rate whore - getting paid more

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  • richard-af
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    Uncle Fester = Tax Inspector

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  • richard-af
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    Village Fete = Lie about current rate

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  • Burdock
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    Flying pig = home-based gig

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  • richard-af
    started a topic Contractor Cockney Rhyming Slang

    Contractor Cockney Rhyming Slang

    Following-on from http://forums.contractoruk.com/thread18787.html

    Colonel Blimp = Lying, greedy pimp.
    or
    Bubbles the Chimp = Lying, greedy pimp.

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