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A psychologist once told me the proper definition of fetish:
if you get turned on by women in wellies, that's not fetish.
If you only get turned on by women in wellies, that's still not fetish.
The moment you get turned on by just the wellies, that's fetish.
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Let us know what ward you're on, we will send flowersOriginally posted by DS23but i suppose there is no harm in asking.
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well... there again, maybe there would be harm. probably not such a wise move.
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Originally posted by DS23duder, you're getting kinky and stinky mixed up.
I thought kinky was doing her up the gary and wiping it on the curtain...
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duder, you're getting kinky and stinky mixed up.Originally posted by el duderErotic is dressing up, being slightly teased.
Kinky is just sticking ur finger up her ass and wiping it under her nose.
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Originally posted by zeitghostErotic and Kinky...
Erotic is using a feather....
Kinky is using the whole chicken...
Discuss.
Or abuse Chico... (never thought I'd say that again...
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Erotic is dressing up, being slightly teased.
Kinky is just sticking ur finger up her ass and wiping it under her nose.
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I think your spanking comment on the potter thread has set me off......Originally posted by Let-Me-InHow many people would admit to being a bit kinky? I know I would...cos I reckon I am...
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How many people would admit to being a bit kinky? I know I would...cos I reckon I am...
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The difference between...
Erotic and Kinky...
Erotic is using a feather....
Kinky is using the whole chicken...
Discuss.
Or abuse Chico... (never thought I'd say that again...
).
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