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Diver replied

6 July 2007, 23:08
The scene must have realy changed in the last 15 years if there are decent pimp bints out there.
Maybe I should shut up shop and go back contracting!

Nah! wifey would kill me
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Moose423956 replied

6 July 2007, 23:01
Originally posted by Bonkers

You said you wouldn't tell.

Bonkers. Please please please change your avatar. I'm going to have nightmares.
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Bonkers replied

6 July 2007, 17:15
Originally posted by DodgyAgent

C'mon one of you must have shagged a pimp. I shagged one of my contractors years ago (a she by the way, before you start )

she is either not on this board or is not owning up

You said you wouldn't tell.
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Ivor1 replied

6 July 2007, 17:02
I got a lot of good background on my pimps from Facebook.
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2uk replied

6 July 2007, 16:00
Originally posted by DodgyAgent

How many of you would be so shallow as to take a contract according to how attractive your pimp was?

I am thinking of a need to recruit some decent totty

Don't worry DA , it is not your looks that puts contractors off from you recently. . It is just we are very busy these days.
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Zorba replied

6 July 2007, 11:52
Originally posted by Old Greg

Are you familiar with the phrase, 'Stirring someone else's porridge'?

Ewwwww....

I've only met one pimp(ess), and she adhered to the old saying of 'nice on the phone, add 2 stone'.
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Moscow Mule replied

6 July 2007, 11:14
Originally posted by Old Greg

Are you familiar with the phrase, 'Stirring someone else's porridge'?

Indeed, I only said I would have, were she not happily married.
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Old Greg replied

6 July 2007, 11:12
Originally posted by Moscow Mule

An ex pimp of mine was quite tasty. Used to buy us a lot of drinks.

Shame she was pregnant almost all the time...

Are you familiar with the phrase, 'Stirring someone else's porridge'?
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Moscow Mule replied

6 July 2007, 11:10
An ex pimp of mine was quite tasty. Used to buy us a lot of drinks.

Shame she was pregnant almost all the time...
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Old Greg replied

6 July 2007, 11:06
Originally posted by DodgyAgent

C'mon one of you must have shagged a pimp. I shagged one of my contractors years ago (a she by the way, before you start )

she is either not on this board or is not owning up

She's probably either died of shame or some nasty pimp STI.
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Let-Me-In replied

6 July 2007, 10:45
Originally posted by Zippy

I'd rather shag my Dad. No offence

I would have kept that quiet...
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Zippy replied

6 July 2007, 10:44
Originally posted by DodgyAgent

C'mon one of you must have shagged a pimp. I shagged one of my contractors years ago (a she by the way, before you start )

she is either not on this board or is not owning up

I'd rather shag my Dad. No offence
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BA to the Stars replied

6 July 2007, 10:21
You must have been a memorable experience then
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DodgyAgent replied

6 July 2007, 10:19
C'mon one of you must have shagged a pimp. I shagged one of my contractors years ago (a she by the way, before you start )

she is either not on this board or is not owning up
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BA to the Stars replied

6 July 2007, 10:14
Done around 10 contracts now and only ever met the pimp on 2 of them
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