Reasons not to engage a contractor ...

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Colemanisor replied

10 July 2007, 08:42
Reason 11/31

Show up the lazy, good-for -nothing, whinging permies for what they really are.
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Colemanisor replied

10 July 2007, 08:40
Reason 10 or 30 depending on your counting!

Contractors are conscientious, caring, flexible and offer great value for money!
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alreadypacked replied

9 July 2007, 19:14
Reason # 29

Their contract ends just when you need them, and the will not extend
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EqualOpportunities replied

9 July 2007, 11:34
Originally posted by Moose423956

Reason #28

Not being able to count.
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Diver replied

7 July 2007, 01:57
overpaid half baked bone idle time wasting money grabbing whingeing unkempt illiterate illegitemate sneaky coniving backstabbing slimey smelly overated scrounging untrustworthy?

What was the question again?

Politician's T'sk I ask you where was I
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Moose423956 replied

5 July 2007, 21:55
Reason #28

Not being able to count.
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el duder replied

5 July 2007, 16:04
Originally posted by Paddy

Reason #6

They will show that the permie who was on the project prior to the contractor knew f^%$ all.

Reason #7

my A hole twitches to much
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oraclesmith replied

5 July 2007, 16:04
Reason #7

They will demonstrate their freelance IR35-friendly status by refusing to be 'on message' with just about anything.
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Paddy replied

5 July 2007, 16:01
Reason #6

They will show that the permie who was on the project prior to the contractor knew f^%$ all.
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Ardesco replied

5 July 2007, 15:53
Reason #5

You may end up with El Duder.....
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Kyajae replied

5 July 2007, 15:52
Originally posted by minsky1

Reason #1 - Unproductive. Take a look at how much time is wasted posting nonsense on here.

Reason #2 - Their feet smell.

Reason #3 - they block the lav's with "brown sharks".

Anything else?

Reaoon #4 - Our invoices are wildly inflated
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minsky1 started a topic Reasons not to engage a contractor ...

5 July 2007, 15:50
Reasons not to engage a contractor ...

Reason #1 - Unproductive. Take a look at how much time is wasted posting nonsense on here.

Reason #2 - Their feet smell.

Reason #3 - they block the lav's with "brown sharks".

Anything else?
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