• Visitors can check out the Forum FAQ by clicking this link. You have to register before you can post: click the REGISTER link above to proceed. To start viewing messages, select the forum that you want to visit from the selection below. View our Forum Privacy Policy.
  • Want to receive the latest contracting news and advice straight to your inbox? Sign up to the ContractorUK newsletter here. Every sign up will also be entered into a draw to WIN £100 Amazon vouchers!
Collapse

You are not logged in or you do not have permission to access this page. This could be due to one of several reasons:

  • You are not logged in. If you are already registered, fill in the form below to log in, or follow the "Sign Up" link to register a new account.
  • You may not have sufficient privileges to access this page. Are you trying to edit someone else's post, access administrative features or some other privileged system?
  • If you are trying to post, the administrator may have disabled your account, or it may be awaiting activation.

Previously on "Farewell Gingerbread Man..."

Collapse

  • Moscow Mule
    replied
    Farewell Gingerbread Man..
    Probably best not to form an emotional attachment to Gingerbread men.

    Leave a comment:


  • wendigo100
    replied
    Originally posted by zeitghost
    Mablethorpe or Maplethorpe
    Mablethorpe. Is there a Maplethorpe?

    Actually it was Sutton-on-Sea, a village just outside Mablethorpe.

    Strictly speaking it was Sandilands, a hamlet just outside Sutton-on-Sea.
    Last edited by wendigo100; 30 June 2007, 12:04.

    Leave a comment:


  • wobbegong
    replied
    Originally posted by wendigo100
    Oh dear, I hit a golf ball into a dyke once. Mablethorpe in Lincolnshire.
    Was he/she/it cross?

    Leave a comment:


  • wendigo100
    replied
    Originally posted by wobbegong
    FYI, "men with no willies" are known as "dykes".

    HTH
    Oh dear, I hit a golf ball into a dyke once. Mablethorpe in Lincolnshire.

    Leave a comment:


  • hyperD
    replied
    Originally posted by wizard1974uk
    For those of you who do not have a clue what goes on in the real world here is a cream horn:

    That looks like a micro penis.

    Leave a comment:


  • wizard1974uk
    replied
    For those of you who do not have a clue what goes on in the real world here is a cream horn:

    Leave a comment:


  • wobbegong
    replied
    Originally posted by zeitghost
    Do they come too quickly or too slowly?
    Never (knowingly) been with one, so I'm afraid I wouldn't know. But apparently they do have holes, into which small boys gleefully insert fingers, if that's of any help whatsoever.

    Leave a comment:


  • Kyajae
    replied
    Originally posted by zeitghost
    Do they come too quickly or too slowly?
    Actually, men with no willy or no willy to speak of suffer a condition called micro penis

    Poor buggers. Can you imagine having to reach for the tweezers and magnifying glass just to find it?

    Leave a comment:


  • wobbegong
    replied
    Originally posted by Kyajae
    Or men with no willies?

    FYI, "men with no willies" are known as "dykes".

    HTH

    Leave a comment:


  • Kyajae
    replied
    Originally posted by The Lone Gunman
    what about those of us with little willies who also come too quickly?

    <ahem>
    I mean what about those men with little willies who also come to quickly
    But that would exclude men with normal-sized willies who also come too quickly.

    <scratch head thinking why is this sooooo complicated?>

    Leave a comment:


  • Kyajae
    replied
    Originally posted by chicane
    For you are now known, at least by Ainsleys the bakers, as "Ginger Person".

    Ffs!

    Anyone seen this?
    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/devon/6238332.stm

    Woman wins ginger jibes tribunal

    Leave a comment:


  • The Lone Gunman
    replied
    what about those of us with little willies who also come too quickly?

    <ahem>
    I mean what about those men with little willies who also come to quickly

    Leave a comment:


  • Kyajae
    replied
    Originally posted by zeitghost
    But wouldn't that be offensive to men with little willies?

    Or men with no willies?

    Leave a comment:


  • Kyajae
    replied
    Originally posted by zeitghost
    Isn't "premature ejaculation" offensive to people who come too quickly?

    <surely 3 strokes & 10 seconds should be enough for any normal woman>
    You're right Zeity.

    Perhaps we should refer to it as 'men who are phalically challenged'?

    Leave a comment:


  • Kyajae
    replied
    Originally posted by SallyAnne
    WTF are cream horns?!!

    It's not a northern euphimism for 'premature ejaculation'

    HTH

    Leave a comment:

Working...
X