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Clownio replied

15 June 2007, 15:54
Originally posted by angusglover

armageddon.....

http://www.hoc.org.uk/gallery/funny/armageddon.wav

had to be done !
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hyperD replied

15 June 2007, 12:27
Originally posted by realityhack

excellent
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wobbegong replied

15 June 2007, 11:12
Originally posted by Burdock

what was the Michael Barrymore joke that went about at the time? something to do with a pool and buggering if I remember rightly.

dody memory

Michael Barrymore is to host a new game show; "Only pools and corpses".

. . . alright, alright, I'm going . . .
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realityhack replied

15 June 2007, 10:47
Originally posted by hyperD

Cluedo

excellent
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hyperD replied

15 June 2007, 10:02
Cluedo

Cluedo
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angusglover replied

15 June 2007, 08:38
Originally posted by wendigo100

I have an ecclesiastical sister, which is nearly the same thing. I will pass the joke on too.

I have a Sisters of Mercy CD...

will get my coat...
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wendigo100 replied

15 June 2007, 08:12
Originally posted by Burdock

i have a lesbetarian sister too Rantor. I will pass the joke on.

I have an ecclesiastical sister, which is nearly the same thing. I will pass the joke on too.
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Burdock replied

15 June 2007, 07:53
Originally posted by Rantor

It appears they were Suicide Bummers.

Not very PC I know but it my lesbetarian sister told me it so it must be ok.

i have a lesbetarian sister too Rantor. I will pass the joke on.

Nah, this joke i'm thinking of....hmm....i'm sure it had 'buggering' in it. How annoying!!
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Rantor replied

15 June 2007, 07:51
Originally posted by Burdock

dont think so, but i'd like to hear it!!

It appears they were Suicide Bummers.

Not very PC I know but it my lesbetarian sister told me it so it must be ok.
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Burdock replied

15 June 2007, 07:45
Originally posted by Rantor

Was it the one about the three dead arabs found at the bottom of his pool?

dont think so, but i'd like to hear it!!
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Rantor replied

15 June 2007, 07:43
Originally posted by Burdock

what was the Michael Barrymore joke that went about at the time? something to do with a pool and buggering if I remember rightly.

dody memory

Was it the one about the three dead arabs found at the bottom of his pool?
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Burdock replied

15 June 2007, 07:40
what was the Michael Barrymore joke that went about at the time? something to do with a pool and buggering if I remember rightly.

dody memory
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angusglover replied

15 June 2007, 06:26
armageddon.....
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Troll replied

15 June 2007, 06:24
Do you think the injuries were caused by:

A wine bottle
Chair leg
Hampster
Forearm

Still it's all perfectly natural and of equal value to hetrosexual relationships
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Clippy replied

14 June 2007, 16:38
Originally posted by Ruprect

Top, middle or bottom

Awight!
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