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Burdock replied

6 June 2007, 08:45
god that post above sounds gay
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Burdock replied

6 June 2007, 08:44
Hey SA, did you pick a dress!?!?!

What's it like?!?!
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SallyAnne replied

5 June 2007, 12:14
Originally posted by The Lone Gunman

I would love to, but the wife might object.
It has been a long looong time since I went out on the Toon.

Bring her with you!! She'll get chatted up loads and go feeling amazingly sexy (which can only be a good thing for you!)
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The Lone Gunman replied

5 June 2007, 12:08
Originally posted by SallyAnne

Ah yes!!!! That would be such a laugh!!!

We could start off in the classier places to see how you get on, then we can try the very expensive places to see if yous can buy the hot lasses....then as a last resort the Bigg Market, where yous can select your prey at will

Ah go on say yes - it'd be brilliant

I would love to, but the wife might object.
It has been a long looong time since I went out on the Toon.
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SallyAnne replied

5 June 2007, 12:02
Originally posted by The Lone Gunman

Next CUK outing should be to Geordie land.

Ah yes!!!! That would be such a laugh!!!

We could start off in the classier places to see how you get on, then we can try the very expensive places to see if yous can buy the hot lasses....then as a last resort the Bigg Market, where yous can select your prey at will

Ah go on say yes - it'd be brilliant
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wizard1974uk replied

5 June 2007, 11:54
Originally posted by el duder

dont do pissed mingers. i have a standard i adhere to.

so you just do mingers?
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Burdock replied

5 June 2007, 11:21
Originally posted by The Lone Gunman

Next CUK outing should be to Geordie land.

ha! ha! seconded
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The Lone Gunman replied

5 June 2007, 11:14
Chaps, chaps. SA has already given you all the advice you need.

Go and spend the weekend on the Toon. The women in Newcastle are sexual predators. If you are even half decent looking you are going to get shagged.
There are a lot of class birds who are just after a 1 nighter. If you can't find one of them then there are any amount of munters in the Big Market.
You can't miss.

Next CUK outing should be to Geordie land.
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SallyAnne replied

5 June 2007, 11:10
Originally posted by el duder

dont do pissed mingers. i have a standard i adhere to.

You would SOOOO do a p*ssed minger. Stop kidding yourself!! You just wouldn't tell us about it
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SallyAnne replied

5 June 2007, 11:09
Originally posted by zeitghost

And do you have any sexy lady lizards available too?

I have a very sexy Aunty...she might be up for a bit of scale love?
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SallyAnne replied

5 June 2007, 11:08
Originally posted by Burdock

SA, are you gonna sort me and Duder out with a couple of your mates or what

Why would I do that? I like my mates!!!

I can think of 3 of my mates actually who are looking for blokes...all very very pretty and very very nice. None of them would sh*g on the first date like...maybe the 2nd. All the former sl*ts ar married off now unfortunately.

I doubt I'd ever get you all together though...you'd have to wait until next year for my hen weekend...but you will probably all be attached by then (except Duder obviously)
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el duder replied

5 June 2007, 11:07
Originally posted by SallyAnne

Pick up a p*ssed minger ffs!!!

dont do pissed mingers. i have a standard i adhere to.
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Burdock replied

5 June 2007, 10:50
Originally posted by SallyAnne

You know, I'm sure you'd pull more if you were that honest with women.

Women dont like clingy men (as in emotionally needy), but they dont mind being lusted after.

Pick up a p*ssed minger ffs!!!

SA, are you gonna sort me and Duder out with a couple of your mates or what
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SallyAnne replied

5 June 2007, 10:28
Originally posted by el duder

unfortunalty i do have needs, and they mostly start with my cock.

You know, I'm sure you'd pull more if you were that honest with women.

Women dont like clingy men (as in emotionally needy), but they dont mind being lusted after.

Pick up a p*ssed minger ffs!!!
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el duder replied

5 June 2007, 10:22
Originally posted by SallyAnne

"I found a web site once as a kind of 'support group' for women who had decided not to have children" - what an excellent place to pick up chicks!! Did you accidentally find it the same way Duder found that sh*gging YouTube site?

Good look tomorrow for you aswell

u see, my last experience was the complete opposite. just when i thought we were getting on well, she decided to go cold.

her explanation was that she was always on the 'go' busy, and i was just too chilled out. basically, she ran a mile as soon as i showed her some interest.

weird if u ask me. but girls dont seem to like a guy who acts a bit needy.

unfortunalty i do have needs, and they mostly start with my cock.
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