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SallyAnne replied

31 May 2007, 08:26
Originally posted by zeitghost

Just the once... I was under pressure... bunking off work for an early morning quickie while the bosses were away.

Did you regain your dignity the second time round though?
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SallyAnne replied

30 May 2007, 14:55
Originally posted by Vito

Ha ha...I'll forever be known as the contractor that pissed himself!!!

Yes, yes you will
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Vito replied

30 May 2007, 14:54
Originally posted by SallyAnne

And they say I share too much!

Ha ha...I'll forever be known as the contractor that pissed himself!!!
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SallyAnne replied

30 May 2007, 14:50
Originally posted by Vito

Small leakage expperienced!

And they say I share too much!
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Vito replied

30 May 2007, 14:48
Small leakage expperienced...time to go...1 hour and 42 minutes after being desperate in the first place...not a bad effort!
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Vito replied

30 May 2007, 14:42
Lol...

Its ok...bowel movement has beed surpressed!

Need to pee is now getting painful but determined to break the 2 hour mark without leakage!

Last edited by Vito; 30 May 2007, 14:42. Reason: Typo
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SallyAnne replied

30 May 2007, 14:34
Originally posted by Vito

Things have just taken a turn for the worst...my bowel is preparing for movement...

Is it possible to dump without peeing???

That's where my interest fades I'm afraid - i'm not Cack Madame.

Hope it all works out ok
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Vito replied

30 May 2007, 14:29
Things have just taken a turn for the worst...my bowel is preparing for movement...

Is it possible to dump without peeing???
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Vito replied

30 May 2007, 14:28
Originally posted by zeitghost

That's not quite what a lady of my aquaintance said under similar circumstances...

Its a line that all blokes have tried at some point in their lives...incredible that any woman falls for it!!

Oh, baby, you are just so sexy that you turned me on so much...its never happened before, you're incredible!

Whatever!!!!
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SallyAnne replied

30 May 2007, 14:28
Originally posted by zeitghost

That's not quite what a lady of my aquaintance said under similar circumstances...

I think it stops being a compliment if it happens all the time Zeity
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SallyAnne replied

30 May 2007, 14:25
Originally posted by Vito

The credit is all yours SA

Well that's going to be the sexual highlight of my day...how sad
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Burdock replied

30 May 2007, 14:20
Originally posted by threaded

There I am reading along in general, step out and I'm in light relief.

Gave me a shock I can tell you.

A bit like The Lion, The Witch, and the Wardrobe.

Do you think if you discussed something of 'general interest to contractors' in this forum, it would get moved to 'general'?
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Vito replied

30 May 2007, 14:20
Originally posted by SallyAnne

Someone thinks a lot of himself

The credit is all yours SA

I've never made it to Light Relief before...I feel like a real member now!

And any play on the word 'member' will be very un-original!
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threaded replied

30 May 2007, 14:18
There I am reading along in general, step out and I'm in light relief.

Gave me a shock I can tell you.
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SallyAnne replied

30 May 2007, 14:17
Originally posted by Burdock

"welcome to LR, wont you step on in....."

About time like
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