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I found it was most pleasurable to bend my knees and lean backwards a bit . It was an awkward position and I over-balanced shutting the draw on my old fella. The moral of the story? Don't lube up a draw and use it as a make shift v&gina.
Cock jam? Is that why Lucifer's pickled conserves are so tsaty?
IGMC
My servers, desktops, laptops, switches, hubs and routers are working so perfectly fine (cuz I'm so F**kin' good at my job) I'm spending my time reading sh1te about c0ck-jamming!
I was in early and feeling frisky. So nicked my colleagues hand mosituriser that she leaves on her desk, I lubed up the sides of the draw and closed it on my schlong creating a make shift v@gina. But I slipped and hurt poor Stanley.
Good job you weren't trying to recreate the SA experience otherwise you'd have had to kick the double doors open and wave it around in mid air...
How do you accidentally jam your c0ck in your desk at work?
I was in early and feeling frisky. So nicked my colleagues hand mosituriser that she leaves on her desk, I lubed up the sides of the draw and closed it on my schlong creating a make shift v@gina. But I slipped and hurt poor Stanley.
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