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[SallyAnne]

Maybe we should use Light Relief for 'general' as well?!

Yeah, should we all just hang out in here from now on? That'll show'em

[Burdock]

Maybe we should use Light Relief for 'general' as well?!

[Xenophon]

Bored too and have developed a nasty cold so particularly grumpy this afternoon.



Into LR we go, as predicted!

[SallyAnne]

The moral of the story? Don't lube up a draw and use it as a make shift v&gina.

I think if you need to be taught that particular moral, you're probably past helping!

[XTC]

Ahem...you slipped and fell?

I found it was most pleasurable to bend my knees and lean backwards a bit . It was an awkward position and I over-balanced shutting the draw on my old fella. The moral of the story? Don't lube up a draw and use it as a make shift v&gina.

[SallyAnne]

I lubed up the sides of the draw

Thats ridiculous, even for you!

[SallyAnne]

Probably the same way I jammed mine into my secretary.

That's my excuse and I'm sticking to it.

Ahem...you slipped and fell?

[SallyAnne]

Good job you weren't trying to recreate the SA experience otherwise you'd have had to kick the double doors open and wave it around in mid air...

[Kyajae]

Cock jam? Is that why Lucifer's pickled conserves are so tsaty?

IGMC

My servers, desktops, laptops, switches, hubs and routers are working so perfectly fine (cuz I'm so F**kin' good at my job) I'm spending my time reading sh1te about c0ck-jamming!

Fridays surely cannot get any worse (can they?)

[EqualOpportunities]

I was in early and feeling frisky. So nicked my colleagues hand mosituriser that she leaves on her desk, I lubed up the sides of the draw and closed it on my schlong creating a make shift v@gina. But I slipped and hurt poor Stanley.

Good job you weren't trying to recreate the SA experience otherwise you'd have had to kick the double doors open and wave it around in mid air...

[Churchill]

How do you accidentally jam your c0ck in your desk at work?

Probably the same way I jammed mine into my secretary.

That's my excuse and I'm sticking to it.

[XTC]

How do you accidentally jam your c0ck in your desk at work?

I was in early and feeling frisky. So nicked my colleagues hand mosituriser that she leaves on her desk, I lubed up the sides of the draw and closed it on my schlong creating a make shift v@gina. But I slipped and hurt poor Stanley.

[wobbegong]

How do you accidentally jam your c0ck in your desk at work?

Oh, you know, coding in a "loose fitting dressing gown", that sort of thing.

[sasguru]

Cock jam? Is that why Lucifer's pickled conserves are so tsaty?

IGMC

[Vito]

The first time I did it, it was an accident.

Thats quite impressive...I'd struggle to trap mine in anything further away than my zip...and even that would be a stretch on a cold day