Originally posted by SallyAnne
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Tim to Gareth...Originally posted by andrew_neil_uk... threads where the title gives no clue as to what the thread is about?
Then you have to open it to find out what its about.
"You're a cock, you're a cock, you're a cock!"
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Originally posted by The Lone GunmanNo, No, not the carry around kind of hump, and not the camel one either.
The other kind of hump. Or did you mean that kind of hump in the first place?
It would be like going to bed with a rocking horse.
I had originally meant "hummph", i.e. stupid BNP
Then I meant "hump", i.e. shag you all over the board - very energetic!
Hence, I'd be knackered
(as would you!)
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No, No, not the carry around kind of hump, and not the camel one either.Originally posted by SallyAnne
I couldn't hump you all round the board - I'd be knackered!
The other kind of hump. Or did you mean that kind of hump in the first place?
It would be like going to bed with a rocking horse.
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i use the hover technique: place mouse over thread title and read the pop-up summary then raise eyes to ceiling, sigh about yet another dim-doomed-boomed thread and then move on
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Originally posted by The Lone GunmanFor a moment there I thought you said you were going to hump me. Then I realised.... damn.
I couldn't hump you all round the board - I'd be knackered!
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I was hoping for some replies from people saying they hadn't considered the impact of not thinking thought the thread title.
But if LG and SA are going to hump, any chance of some piccies?
guys: this will get the thread either deleted or moved to light relief.
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For a moment there I thought you said you were going to hump me. Then I realised.... damn.Originally posted by SallyAnneHmmph!
(I'm going to follow you round the board all week hmmphing at you - just so you know!)
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Hmmph!Originally posted by The Lone GunmanGit.
Suckered right into that one Doh!
(I'm going to follow you round the board all week hmmphing at you - just so you know!)
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Git.Originally posted by andrew_neil_uk... threads where the title gives no clue as to what the thread is about?
Then you have to open it to find out what its about.
Suckered right into that one Doh!
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