Crow calls for limit on loo paper

[freakydancer]

Listening to her music gives me the tulips.

[hyperD]

Dip your arse in a bowl of pirañas. Removes the odd farmer's or two as an added bonus.

[Maxamus]

THIS GOING green stuff is getting a bit redicilious!
Everyone and everything is banging on about the environment. I say go swivvel

[Flubster]

After a heavy night on the pop followed by mixed doner kebab, chillis & chips there follows in the morning something akin to volcanic hell! Crow's suggestion is not helpful to me or my bottom.

Try this alternative then. Just sit on the throne until it dries up to a crust. No need for loo paper then.

HTH.

[Throb_Nugget]

Perhaps this really belongs in the Business Section...


http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/6583067.stm

After a heavy night on the pop followed by mixed doner kebab, chillis & chips there follows in the morning something akin to volcanic hell! Crow's suggestion is not helpful to me or my bottom.

[Sysman]

Perhaps this really belongs in the Business Section...

Crow suggests using "only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where two to three could be required"

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/6583067.stm