CUK Dictionary of Policial Correctness

[Vito]

Non-PC: Chick with the most amazing arse and breasts to die for...

PC: Senior Client

[Denny]

Non PC - A obese person who stinks and farts in public.

PC - A horizontally challenged, differently fragrant person, socially gifted with alternative musical spontaneity.

Non PC - A limited company operating, socially irresponsible and greedy tax dodging employee.

PC - A personal service company.

[Sockpuppet]

Term: ****
PC Term: Gordo

[Kyajae]

Time for some imaginative writing. Since recent threads have been intensely discussing PC, here's a chance to have a, hopefully, not to contraversial, chuckle at the whole concept of political correctness.

The rules are quite simple. You think of a name, object, adjective or term that could be pounced upon by the PC brigade as judgemental (in whatever train of logic the PC brigade employ) and then you offer what you think is a suitable non-judgemental PC alternative. Here's my offering the open the game.

Term: Shop Lifter
PC Term: Someone who has adopted a non-legal self acquisition policy

Term: Car Thief
PC Term: Some one who engages in non-lawful alternative transport-based initiatives.

Ok, people, your turn.