This guy walks into a bar

[brownie]

I was brought up my monkeys, seriously.

[realityhack]

Brilliant!

[ContractIn]

with a monkey. Whilst he is ordering a pint the monkey skips down the bar and starts eating the peanuts out of the bowl. The barman shoo him away so he leaps behind the bar and starts to scoffing the glace cherries, then the olives.
Barman shoo him away so the monkey jumps onto the pool table and swallows the black.
The monkey starts to sway then keels over holding his stomache. Concerned the owner scoops up the monkey and takes him home.

A week later the guy comes in with the monkey, apparently as right as rain. Whilst he is ordering a pint the monkey skips down the bar and takes a peanut out of the bowl, sticks it up his bum, pulls it out and eats it. 'Yuk, yuuuurrghhh, horrible' shout the customers. 'Effing disgusting' says the barman shooing him off the nuts. The monkey jumps behind the bar and takes a glace cherry, sticks it up his bum then eats it. He grabs an olive, shoves it up his ring, pulls it out and eats it.

The barman says 'get out with that monkey its disgusting.'


The guy says, 'well ever since the pool ball, he likes to check things for size'



boom boom

[kirk]

[EternalOptimist]

with a monkey. Whilst he is ordering a pint the monkey skips down the bar and starts eating the peanuts out of the bowl. The barman shoo him away so he leaps behind the bar and starts to scoffing the glace cherries, then the olives.
Barman shoo him away so the monkey jumps onto the pool table and swallows the black.
The monkey starts to sway then keels over holding his stomache. Concerned the owner scoops up the monkey and takes him home.

A week later the guy comes in with the monkey, apparently as right as rain. Whilst he is ordering a pint the monkey skips down the bar and takes a peanut out of the bowl, sticks it up his bum, pulls it out and eats it. 'Yuk, yuuuurrghhh, horrible' shout the customers. 'Effing disgusting' says the barman shooing him off the nuts. The monkey jumps behind the bar and takes a glace cherry, sticks it up his bum then eats it. He grabs an olive, shoves it up his ring, pulls it out and eats it.

The barman says 'get out with that monkey its disgusting.'


The guy says, 'well ever since the pool ball, he likes to check things for size'



boom boom