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n5gooner replied

7 February 2007, 08:29
31 and look,,,,urm....well SA what would you say ?
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SallyAnne replied

7 February 2007, 08:25
Originally posted by MarillionFan

37. But I look gorgeous.

Oh sorry, was that not meant to be a joke?
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MarillionFan replied

7 February 2007, 08:00
37. But I look gorgeous.
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stackpole replied

6 February 2007, 23:12
31 but I look 30.
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CptFantastic replied

5 February 2007, 12:05
Originally posted by realityhack

You been reading too much Kafka?

Heck no, I just live out the poor boy's fantasies :P
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realityhack replied

5 February 2007, 12:01
Originally posted by CptFantastic

You don't start falling apart when you're 30...you just shift things about for the change that occurs when you've hibernated in your cocoon and appear from the milky casing you lived in. :P

You been reading too much Kafka?
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CptFantastic replied

5 February 2007, 10:56
Originally posted by realityhack

Ah bless
oi nutter - behave Save it for the boozeup

Acolyte of the frikkin Monkey Beards. Don't give the game away now...

Oh, and 30, if I haven't said before. Why is it that you start falling apart when you reach 30? Sigh.

You don't start falling apart when you're 30...you just shift things about for the change that occurs when you've hibernated in your cocoon and appear from the milky casing you lived in. :P
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realityhack replied

5 February 2007, 10:38
Ah bless
oi nutter - behave Save it for the boozeup

Acolyte of the frikkin Monkey Beards. Don't give the game away now...

Oh, and 30, if I haven't said before. Why is it that you start falling apart when you reach 30? Sigh.
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CptFantastic replied

5 February 2007, 09:15
26

I also realise I'm a contractor, so realityhack's recommendation of this site was true.

Bring on the desperate let them enjoy the fruits of girth, mwhaha.

So says the Grand Acolyte of the Monkey Beards.
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Zed! replied

5 February 2007, 08:20
Originally posted by SallyAnne

32 but look 40

Yeah it's the coke that does that..
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Lucifer Box replied

4 February 2007, 19:54
Zeitghost is several centuries old and may be immortal.
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SallyAnne replied

4 February 2007, 19:28
Originally posted by xxx rated lady

PS I know that xoggoth guy and he cannot be a day over 30. I have never seen such a handsome virile hunk of a man.

I always suspected so
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xxx rated lady replied

4 February 2007, 19:07
I'll meet with you Duder and you can fondle my extensive collection of enormous norks before slipping me one in any of several orifices I had made especially for you.

PS I know that xoggoth guy and he cannot be a day over 30. I have never seen such a handsome virile hunk of a man.
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BOBJ replied

4 February 2007, 19:06
35
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RSoles replied

4 February 2007, 16:28
48 but look 60.
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