A Very Merry Bah Humbug to you all

[Ardesco]

Nobody accept a burnt Cd from Zeitghy, you may get more than you bargained for....

[Ardesco]

Couldn't persuade the gf to spit it out so... needs must & all that...

Would have been interesting hearing you explain what you were doing if she walked in on you as you did it.

zeitghy!!! why are your trousers round your ankles, and what are you doing with a copy of busty brendas bollock bonanza and a bit of glass!!!

erm, um, just checking that i'm firing on all cyliders, this new microsc...

yeah whatever you sick fecker, i'm off for good!!!

etc

[Ardesco]

Lidl are selling a microscope kit.

I couldn't resist buying it.

Thought I'd use it to make sure I wasn't firing blanks...

I'm not!

You mean you spent christmas wanking over a bit of glass so that you could stick it under a microscope and see your little dudes wriggling about???

That has to be the saddest most geeky christmas ever!!!!






erm, where can I get one again Lidl.......

[sasguru]

From the above we can conclude

A/ Your gf would rather spend Christmas with others
B/ Nobody invites you at Christmas
C/ You had a pot noodle and a wank in your bedsit on Christmas day

HTH

A/ She went to see her folks
B/ I went to see mine
C/ I did get a snog off a cheeky minx yesterday

So eat tulipe and die, loser

[Buffoon]

From the above we can conclude

A/ Your gf would rather spend Christmas with others
B/ Nobody invites you at Christmas
C/ You had a pot noodle and a wank in your bedsit on Christmas day

HTH

Dunno about Sasguru, but that just about sums me up. Except I don't even have a gf, but I do have more that a bedsit (just). Oh, and it was a cup-a-soup not a pot noodle.

[Numptycorner]

I'm off clubbing now - yes there's one open and it's round the corner from me, that's why I love London

PS The gf is away...perhaps Santa will bring me a little minx to play

From the above we can conclude

A/ Your gf would rather spend Christmas with others
B/ Nobody invites you at Christmas
C/ You had a pot noodle and a wank in your bedsit on Christmas day

HTH

[To BI or not to BI?]

Yeah, good riddance (Xmas, not GF, sas) and looking forward to some serious boozing and mistletoe kissing in a few days' time.

See you all in 2007

BI

[sasguru]

I agree. But it helps if you think of it as a Bacchanalian festival called Saturnalia. I'm off clubbing now - yes there's one open and it's round the corner from me, that's why I love London

PS The gf is away...perhaps Santa will bring me a little minx to play

[zeitghost]

Bah!

Humbug!

<ZeitGhost in "I fecking hate Xmas" mode >