Originally posted by Lucy
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Lufthansa are odd in this respect. I flew with them extensively between LHR and Frankfurt a few years ago. They, unlike other airlines, seem to insist on phones being off from the moment you set foot on the plane til the moment you get off the plane. Pretty much every other airline I have flown with are perfectly happy to let you use your phone before take off and after engines are off after landing.
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We used to have our Christmas parties (when I was a permie) in their training school down near Seeheim, which was nice. Still get quite a few of them in the pubs around here, which can be nice.Originally posted by martinbThe real bonus tho, was that the hotel was used by Lufthansa when conducting their (residential) steward/stewardess training courses.
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Many a good tune played on an old fiddle. Just ask Fiddle!Originally posted by TonyEnglish"Thankfully Lufthansa appear not to hire the hairy-armpitted type German females!)"
If the ones on the last lufthansa flight I was on were anything to go by, they hire women who are old enough to be my mum - and I have interest in seeing these old bints in the nip!
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Originally posted by TonyEnglish"Thankfully Lufthansa appear not to hire the hairy-armpitted type German females!)"
If the ones on the last lufthansa flight I was on were anything to go by, they hire women who are old enough to be my mum - and I have interest in seeing these old bints in the nip!
You left out 'grumpy', lufthansa have the grumpiest trolly dollies I've ever met, one threatened me with the police because I had my phone in my hand as we taxied, and were about 200m from the terminal.
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"Thankfully Lufthansa appear not to hire the hairy-armpitted type German females!)"
If the ones on the last lufthansa flight I was on were anything to go by, they hire women who are old enough to be my mum - and I have interest in seeing these old bints in the nip!
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I had the pleasure (?) of a long term stay (4 mths) in a hotel when working in Frankfurt. Hotel was complete with small leisure centre including sauna. The real bonus tho, was that the hotel was used by Lufthansa when conducting their (residential) steward/stewardess training courses.
The sauna was definitely a pleasant place to be! (Thankfully Lufthansa appear not to hire the hairy-armpitted type German females!)
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I think I have been there, is that near Stuttgart?Originally posted by hyperDMerkinfest.
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German Saunas
Way to go
Ok some mingers but a minger is a minger clothed or not. But there was quite a few hotties and no chav types in view. Hot sweaty bodies in the sauna and pert nips in the plunge pool.
I managed to keep under control but by liberal use of the plunge pool.Tags: None
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