I've always quite liked the wimpy guys out there - much better than the cock sure dicks who think their tulip doesn't smell.
The whole top and botom of it is...if your lass loves you, she'll shag you - no matter what!!
She'll shag you when you're crap, she'll shag you when you smell, she'll shag you when you're drunk, she'll shag you when you've been a dickhead, etc etc...cause she loves you.
If she's stopped shagging you, it's either cause she's stopped loving you, or she's forgot that she loves you (through being too busy, too tired, too pissed off about all the litle things).
In that situation you dont need to fix the shagging, you need to fix the lovin - then the shagging sorts itself out.
Thats my take on it anyway...and I definately win the competition for saying shag the most in one post
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[QUOTE=Ardesco]No wonder SallyAnne has got so many posts out. Shes is getting her verbal "Heroin High" by doing. These women get all the fun hey...
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No, not calling you a wimp. It just sprang into my mind as a very undesirable quality.
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Originally posted by LucyI've not heard it expressed in quite that way.
Oh and are you calling me a wimp???
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I've not heard it expressed in quite that way.
All I know is some men have it and some don't. Being a wimp isn't a good start.
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Originally posted by LucyAnd I seriously cannot believe that men need to be told.
The men who know it, know it, and those who don't probably spend a lot of money on earrings.
Anyway I don't beleive it's just one thing, more a collection of things and finding the right combination for your present partner. It's a bit like cracking a safe. Take a while to work out the combination but once you get it you have access to all the goodies time and again
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Originally posted by Ardesco(Lets face it there are some seriously sick puppies out there!!! I've come accross one or two....).
Back to staring at the same old use cases.... *sigh*
“Donate to Help Sick Puppies at Christmas”.
Even better “Help the Sick Puppies in South Africa at Christmas” . I could raise enough money for the flight, hotel and expenses and a tin of dog food.
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Originally posted by LucyOh dear.
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Originally posted by ChurchillFeck that, all you need is a big penis!
Chicks love a big penis!
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Originally posted by sasguruExactly. Everyone is different. As blokes we just need to be considerate and listen ...
Chicks love a big penis!
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And I seriously cannot believe that men need to be told.
The men who know it, know it, and those who don't probably spend a lot of money on earrings.
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