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Previously on "Women get "High" by chatting!!"

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  • SallyAnne
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    I've always quite liked the wimpy guys out there - much better than the cock sure dicks who think their tulip doesn't smell.

    The whole top and botom of it is...if your lass loves you, she'll shag you - no matter what!!
    She'll shag you when you're crap, she'll shag you when you smell, she'll shag you when you're drunk, she'll shag you when you've been a dickhead, etc etc...cause she loves you.

    If she's stopped shagging you, it's either cause she's stopped loving you, or she's forgot that she loves you (through being too busy, too tired, too pissed off about all the litle things).

    In that situation you dont need to fix the shagging, you need to fix the lovin - then the shagging sorts itself out.

    Thats my take on it anyway...and I definately win the competition for saying shag the most in one post

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  • Ardesco
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    I heard that the guy in the Mr Muscle add got loads !!!

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  • Lucy
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    You have less chance of getting into bed if you are a wimp.

    hth

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  • Alexi's Sister
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    [QUOTE=Ardesco]No wonder SallyAnne has got so many posts out. Shes is getting her verbal "Heroin High" by doing. These women get all the fun hey...

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    In russia is major state project to harness power of womens jawbone. Electricity to be free


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  • Lucy
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    No, not calling you a wimp. It just sprang into my mind as a very undesirable quality.

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  • Ardesco
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    Originally posted by Lucy
    I've not heard it expressed in quite that way.
    It's the kleptomaniac inside me

    Oh and are you calling me a wimp???

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  • Lucy
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    I've not heard it expressed in quite that way.

    All I know is some men have it and some don't. Being a wimp isn't a good start.

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  • Ardesco
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    Originally posted by Lucy
    And I seriously cannot believe that men need to be told.

    The men who know it, know it, and those who don't probably spend a lot of money on earrings.
    Woohooo that must mean I have it as I spend no money on Jewellry

    Anyway I don't beleive it's just one thing, more a collection of things and finding the right combination for your present partner. It's a bit like cracking a safe. Take a while to work out the combination but once you get it you have access to all the goodies time and again

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  • Paddy
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    Originally posted by Ardesco
    (Lets face it there are some seriously sick puppies out there!!! I've come accross one or two....).

    Back to staring at the same old use cases.... *sigh*
    I was wondering how to raise more cash for Christmas.
    “Donate to Help Sick Puppies at Christmas”.

    Even better “Help the Sick Puppies in South Africa at Christmas” . I could raise enough money for the flight, hotel and expenses and a tin of dog food.

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  • sasguru
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    I bet Churchill has to buy a lot of jewellery ...

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  • Bagpuss
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    Originally posted by Lucy
    Oh dear.
    Yeah Churchill's is a whole 3 inches

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by Churchill
    Feck that, all you need is a big penis!

    Chicks love a big penis!
    Be quiet! You're interrupting my subtle flirtation ....

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  • Lucy
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    Oh dear.

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by sasguru
    Exactly. Everyone is different. As blokes we just need to be considerate and listen ...
    Feck that, all you need is a big penis!

    Chicks love a big penis!

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  • Lucy
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    And I seriously cannot believe that men need to be told.

    The men who know it, know it, and those who don't probably spend a lot of money on earrings.

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