Reply to: Bombs on planes

[VectraMan]

'In the event of an explosion, you should immediately convert to islam, then put your head between your knees'.... with details supplied by the muslim pilots association.

Suicide bombers do it because they think they'll be assured a place in paradise for murdering the infidels. So I say, take your own bomb on the plane. If you see a muslim acting suspisciously, set off your own bomb first thus denying him his place in paradise. It's the only way they'll learn.

[mcquiggd]

The biggest threat is the campaign for racial equality.

Within the next few years, their smear campaigns will lead to legislation that includes 'positive selection' for aircrew. Every aircraft must carry a random selection of minorities who like to murder 'westerners'.

And the in flight safety instructions will of course convey the message that we must 'respect for those who wish to kill the infidel'.

'In the event of an explosion, you should immediately convert to islam, then put your head between your knees'.... with details supplied by the muslim pilots association.

Doomed! (copyright Mr D Prawn esquire).

[TheMonkey]

No longer available, I regret to say... Tetra is all over that band.

433.92MHz is the flavour of the decade.

Slap bang in the middle of an amateur band with 200W transmitters around... makes the 250uW coming out of the keyfob ever so slightly small...

Max range in free air is about 100m, downhill with the wind behind it.

Bugger. Shows how out of date I am on all that stuff!

I haven't made a PROPER transmitter (ie illegal FM broadcast) for about 10 years. I could do with one to drown out the *** music round here. Might dig out the junk box later - should have the bits in there for something around the 10W mark.

[MarillionFan]

"That coming from a man that does not even know how to use Linux."

That is possibly the worst comeback I have ever heard in all my years on this board? Access be proud.

[TheMonkey]

418MHz TX/RX's (small and easy to hide in belt buckles etc), chunk of home-synthesized RDX in a stainless steel aerosol packed with limestone (shatters aluminium nicely), cordite detonation cord and electrical igniter (from model rockets). Boom! Easy money and body count.

All available from your local pharmacutical (sp?) provider and maplin.

Now I'm off to hide from the thought police (who I used to work for incidentally).

[Board Game Geek]

Nah, surely the best way is to get all the MP's from the Houses of Parliament on board.

Whilst all the hot air would, in theory, lift the plane higher, much like a Zeppelin, it would rapidy decombust and then stress mechanics and gravity would take their natural course.

Shocking though the crash would be to the poor plane and pilots, there would be an upside :-)

[Ardesco]

To get back on topic, the best way to blow up an airliner has got to be get a load of dell laptops and stick them in baggage destined for the baggage hold!!

[bogeyman]

Im 25 and atleast I'm not in my 50's chasing 16yr old girls like you. Saw your pervert ass on ICQ.

Huh?

Link please you retard.

[accesstowork]

Age:

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[ ] 14 - 16

[ ] 16 - 18

[ ] old enough to know not to behave like a silly little *****

Please complete and return.

Im 25 and atleast I'm not in my 50's chasing 16yr old girls like you. Saw your pervert ass on ICQ.

[bogeyman]

I piss on you b|tch and thats not meant in a goldenshower way.

Your face is more piss stained than a brixton toilet, but atleast I have your wifes mouth for washing my hands and tool for free.

Age:

[ ] 12 - 14

[ ] 14 - 16

[ ] 16 - 18

[ ] old enough to know not to behave like a silly little *****

Please complete and return.

[accesstowork]

Go to bed you toss pot.

I piss on you b|tch and thats not meant in a goldenshower way.

Your face is more piss stained than a brixton toilet, but atleast I have your wifes mouth for washing my hands and tool for free.

[bogeyman]

That coming from a man that does not even know how to use Linux.

Stick with XP it was made for people like you.

When your misses gets home, you can delete the cookies, clear cache and history.

Just don't forget to defrag your ntfs drive, before your misses learns how to restore lost data and digs up your dirty secrets.

In windows deleted/removed dont do what they claim. Either format/reimage your hd or stick a industrial magnet next to it.

Go to bed you toss pot.

[accesstowork]

That coming from a man that does not even know how to use Linux.

Stick with XP it was made for people like you.

When your misses gets home, you can delete the cookies, clear cache and history.

Just don't forget to defrag your ntfs drive, before your misses learns how to restore lost data and digs up your dirty secrets.

In windows deleted/removed dont do what they claim. Either format/reimage your hd or stick a industrial magnet next to it.

[bogeyman]

Why bother risking/losing your life blowing up a jet.

Found an article / ebook on how you can make a home-made, aircraft dropper from firework gunpowder, railway magnets, sugar, gas cannisters and matches.

Bound to get an asbo for that if you try it, especially if you bring down airforce one or richard branson lol. Costs about 2k to be effective if bought new. 400 quid second hand.

Is your mum out on the town tonight or something?

Make sure to delete the browser cache and wipe your 'man juice' off the keyboard before she gets home.

[accesstowork]

Why bother risking/losing your life blowing up a jet.

Found an article / ebook on how you can make a home-made, aircraft dropper from firework gunpowder, railway magnets, sugar, gas cannisters and matches.

Bound to get an asbo for that if you try it, especially if you bring down airforce one or richard branson lol. Costs about 2k to be effective if bought new. 400 quid second hand.