Reply to: Good things about Andyw

[stackpole]

He used to be in Hanson.

[Dundeegeorge]

Nice things about andyW

He's not chico.

[Mordac]

I wouldnt say we worked together. Mordac was in the boiler room while I was at the helm with the other officers.

We used to call Mordac the Network Fairy. I once set up a test rig for a project we were working on. The next day I came round to find bits of it missing. Rushing to the basement and stepping over the half eaten McDonalds remains I found Mordac & his colleagues slouched over their desks. While I asked (shouted) at them to which one of them had taken the equipment, each one of them denied it, at which point I had to summise that the Network Fairy must have taken it.

The router on the desk was a giveaway Mordac!

Look, let's get a few things straight. A collection of odds and ends, routers and switches strewn around the spare office does not constitute a test rig (unless you were testing the dust gathering properties of a Cisco router), and as I recall, I was only following orders.
Just remember, the "network fairy" got you out of jail on several occasions. So I borrowed an idle router. And a couple of switches. You had hoovered up the whole companys supply of spare network hardware for a poxy test rig which wasn't even running, so we reposessed a few bits and pieces to do some real work. I'm sure it was important, but it was so long ago I don't recall the details. Oh tulip, it's a fair cop. What's all this boiler room crap though. You were the permie working silly hours for no overtime, for a company going down the swanny big time. Who's the knob in this scenario?

[Andyw]

I wouldnt say we worked together. Mordac was in the boiler room while I was at the helm with the other officers.

We used to call Mordac the Network Fairy. I once set up a test rig for a project we were working on. The next day I came round to find bits of it missing. Rushing to the basement and stepping over the half eaten McDonalds remains I found Mordac & his colleagues slouched over their desks. While I asked (shouted) at them to which one of them had taken the equipment, each one of them denied it, at which point I had to summise that the Network Fairy must have taken it.

The router on the desk was a giveaway Mordac!

FRom now on he'll be known as Boiler room Mordac !

[MarillionFan]

I wouldnt say we worked together. Mordac was in the boiler room while I was at the helm with the other officers.

We used to call Mordac the Network Fairy. I once set up a test rig for a project we were working on. The next day I came round to find bits of it missing. Rushing to the basement and stepping over the half eaten McDonalds remains I found Mordac & his colleagues slouched over their desks. While I asked (shouted) at them to which one of them had taken the equipment, each one of them denied it, at which point I had to summise that the Network Fairy must have taken it.

The router on the desk was a giveaway Mordac!

[chock]

I think ya slates are reem!

shockers on your knockers!

[Mordac]

Poor him !

Really, Andy, the problem with your witty retorts is they're just not, er, witty.

[sasguru]

At 4pm he disappears with a poof...

lordlUCAN?

[AtW]

At 4pm he disappears with a poof...

[Andyw]

I know him - we used to work at the same site, back in his permie days...

Poor him !

[Mordac]

Arnt you pre occupied with your fight with MF ?

We're not having a fight (except for the proxy one he's fighting using the DCJ alias - talk about light artillery ).
I know him - we used to work at the same site, back in his permie days...

[Churchill]

Andyw, we are all the same person.

I am Spartacus.

I've got a good thing to say about AndyW.

One day he's going to die!

[DimPrawn]

Andyw, we are all the same person.

I am Spartacus.

[Andyw]

Talking of switching ID's
I'm convinced Mordac, Sasguru, AtW and Ardesco are the same person !

[Andyw]

This is even more excruciating than that episode of Extras with Les Dennis. Andy mate, you're way out of your depth here, stick to the puddles.

Arnt you pre occupied with your fight with MF ?