Anybody else thinking... 'but why Glasgow?'
Just me, then.
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Previously on "For those of you that are a little bit "special""
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Originally posted by speling bee View PostNext time you walk into a pub, try using the door instead.
No seriously a man in Glasgow walked into an optician with a violin case. He said to the optician: "I've got something wrong with my eyes I wonder if you can help me?"
optician "Well you've came to right place, take a seat and I'll see what we can do"
man "Oh no, you see the problem is in the case"
confused optician "I don't understand"
man "let me show you" So he opened the violin case
optician "YOU FILTHY DIRTY RETCH OF MAN!!!" you see because inside the case there was a huge jobbie
optician "It's a psychiatrist you need!"
man "oh no you don't understand, you see every time I do one of these my eyes water"
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Originally posted by suityou01 View PostSaw this and thought of you :
"The wife/girlfriend/mother asked me to go to the shop. She said 'can you get me a bottle of milk. If there's eggs, get six'".
I returned with six bottles of milk.
"Why on earth did you get 6 bottles of milk?" She asked.
"Because they had eggs" I replied.
Made I larf anyways.
Do you find your profession affects your ability to assimilate into normal society? I have difficulty integrating at my local pub for example.
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Originally posted by suityou01 View PostSaw this and thought of you :
"The wife/girlfriend/mother asked me to go to the shop. She said 'can you get me a bottle of milk. If there's eggs, get six'".
I returned with six bottles of milk.
"Why on earth did you get 6 bottles of milk?" She asked.
"Because they had eggs" I replied.
Made I larf anyways.
Do you find your profession affects your ability to assimilate into normal society? I have difficulty integrating at my local pub for example.
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For those of you that are a little bit "special"
Saw this and thought of you :
"The wife/girlfriend/mother asked me to go to the shop. She said 'can you get me a bottle of milk. If there's eggs, get six'".
I returned with six bottles of milk.
"Why on earth did you get 6 bottles of milk?" She asked.
"Because they had eggs" I replied.
Made I larf anyways.
Do you find your profession affects your ability to assimilate into normal society? I have difficulty integrating at my local pub for example.Tags: None
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