For those of you that are a little bit "special"

[pjclarke]

Anybody else thinking... 'but why Glasgow?'

Just me, then.

[suityou01]

For those of you that are a little bit "special"

Ooooooh yes. Wanna see my micro drive?


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[MarillionFan]

It's a spectrum you eejit. You can't just go calling people autistic.


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So you're a little Sinclair then?

[scooterscot]

Next time you walk into a pub, try using the door instead.

So a man in Glasgow walked into an optician. Ouch.

No seriously a man in Glasgow walked into an optician with a violin case. He said to the optician: "I've got something wrong with my eyes I wonder if you can help me?"

optician "Well you've came to right place, take a seat and I'll see what we can do"

man "Oh no, you see the problem is in the case"

confused optician "I don't understand"

man "let me show you" So he opened the violin case

optician "YOU FILTHY DIRTY RETCH OF MAN!!!" you see because inside the case there was a huge jobbie

optician "It's a psychiatrist you need!"

man "oh no you don't understand, you see every time I do one of these my eyes water"

[suityou01]

It's a spectrum you eejit. You can't just go calling people autistic.


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[MarillionFan]

Saw this and thought of you :

"The wife/girlfriend/mother asked me to go to the shop. She said 'can you get me a bottle of milk. If there's eggs, get six'".

I returned with six bottles of milk.

"Why on earth did you get 6 bottles of milk?" She asked.

"Because they had eggs" I replied.

Made I larf anyways.

Do you find your profession affects your ability to assimilate into normal society? I have difficulty integrating at my local pub for example.

No, because Im not autistic like you.

[suityou01]

Doors are so boring when you have powers

[speling bee]

Saw this and thought of you :

"The wife/girlfriend/mother asked me to go to the shop. She said 'can you get me a bottle of milk. If there's eggs, get six'".

I returned with six bottles of milk.

"Why on earth did you get 6 bottles of milk?" She asked.

"Because they had eggs" I replied.

Made I larf anyways.

Do you find your profession affects your ability to assimilate into normal society? I have difficulty integrating at my local pub for example.

Next time you walk into a pub, try using the door instead.

[suityou01]

Saw this and thought of you :

"The wife/girlfriend/mother asked me to go to the shop. She said 'can you get me a bottle of milk. If there's eggs, get six'".

I returned with six bottles of milk.

"Why on earth did you get 6 bottles of milk?" She asked.

"Because they had eggs" I replied.

Made I larf anyways.

Do you find your profession affects your ability to assimilate into normal society? I have difficulty integrating at my local pub for example.