There was an old man called Threaded
Who often wished he were wedded
But he was too boring by far
Especially about his car
And in to time at all
He was deaded.
Dylan Thomas
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AndyWanker is a brilliant find,
He uses his tiny penis instead of his mind,
One day at school he bent over,
And his remedial teacher took over,
And gave him a bone from behind.
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Friday poem corner
Sex, Sex, Sex
Mission for a missionary
Missionary quite contrary
How does your garden grow
A sixty niner is always finer
Come on lets go, dont be slow
Diggy doggy, bend over
And i'll do you, real slow, no really slow
We both stand up you pretend
Youre looking over my shoulder
For a four leaf clover
We both pretend that we dont know
We sit up and face each other
We'll just sit till the cows come home
I'll lie on my back, you pretend your at the track
You saddle me like you would a colt
Ill just lie there try not to bolt
Sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex
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