Reply to: Oh dear! Lacking energy...

[CaribbeanPirate]

Not if you want to keep awake!!!!

[Flubster]

"He" does not live in a Labour constituency, so my voting Labour will actually have no affect on the political map.

I wasn't asking to be healthy, just to stay awake long enough to get through the day. Do you have any rum remedies, CP?

[CaribbeanPirate]

Hang on guys.

This Flubster – he/she/it is a Labour supporter!

You don’t want to make him healthier!

[wendigo100]

Change your diet, eat more fruit, eat weetabix for breakfast, cut out sugar, exercise more, get more sleep.

Fruit for breakfast. Ease off starch a bit as well. Drink plenty of tea.

[Flubster]

Change your diet, eat more fruit, eat weetabix for breakfast, cut out sugar, exercise more, get more sleep.

All before 11am?

[TheMonkey]

Yeah the fruit and veg thing works.

Alternatively, TheMonkey's patent power pack:

- A Red Bull
- A pack of peppered beef jerky
- A mars bar

[Diestl]

Change your diet, eat more fruit, eat weetabix for breakfast, cut out sugar, exercise more, get more sleep.

[hyperD]

A whole pack of Ex-lax. Might not cure your drowsiness but you sure aren't going to let your eyes close when a potential bowel explosion is close at hand...

[Flubster]

Amphetamine Sulphate it is then. Should make for an interesting project review meeting at 11.00. With any luck, I should get it wrapped up by 11:01.

Just tried the power nap option in trap 2. It wasn't very comfortable and way too smelly. Got a little worried when the bloke in trap one sat down and it sounded like the Niagra Falls was coming out of his @rse. Felt like shouting out "Dodgy curry?", but decided "Release the seals" was more diplomatic.

[wendigo100]

Is it worth doing this at the same time as No 2s? I fear if I did this now, I wouldn't wake up for a good couple of hours.

No, definitely not at the same time!

Don't worry, your subconcious will wake you up after 5 to 15 minutes, and you won't feel sleepy afterwards.

Tried and trusted from the old days at GEC.

[Troll]

Amphetamine Sulphate( allegedly)

[Flubster]

15 minute nap in the bogs.

Is it worth doing this at the same time as No 2s? I fear if I did this now, I wouldn't wake up for a good couple of hours.

[CaribbeanPirate]

Couple of lines of cocaine?

[Andyw]

Red Bull..... I've heard that works...

[wendigo100]

15 minute nap in the bogs.