Originally posted by TykeMerc
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Previously on "Don't use your phone on the bog"
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The toilet has been sealed off as a crime scene. The locals can't be excused and the police have nothing to go on.
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Sorry about the bad smell. It was a really bad curry the night before and I had to go somewhere. I nearly passed out myself.
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"Several other neighbors then lowered a rope into the pit and pulled out the six victims"
That was some feat given that 4 of the fwits were dead at the time
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Perhaps the lesson should be: don't jump in the bog looking for your phone.
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Grim. Reminds me of the first aid training I did where you were taught to look for the cause before dealing with the problem so you don't become another patient.
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Don't use your phone on the bog
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