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I beg to differ. A while back I contributed the following:-Originally posted by AndywI think swearing should be allowed on this forum. After all, everyone uses it in a disguised way.
But hey ! who am I so say other than a thick IT contractor !
(Name withheld for legal reasons) you really are a big fucking cunt..
What makes you think you earn so much more than everybody else? especially as you do indeed spend more time posting than coding - though probably less time than you spend wanking. You TWAT
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I've got stained shirts as well were I've spilt me grog and grub. Use it to wipe me 'ands and mush too.Originally posted by AndywSo ! you DO have stained trousers !
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Originally posted by CaribbeanPirateLoved the first one. Second one I've only seen in pirate form that I downloaded off the net.
First one made me stain my shorts through laughing.
(Travel Tip: The only time you will need a jumper in the Cayman Islands is when you go to the cinema. The air-con there is set set to freezing!)
So ! you DO have stained trousers !
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Only issue I have with swearin' & cussin' is that some of us are on client's sites and have to be a little "prudent".
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I get this, with google.fr, which may be closer to reality.Originally posted by NumptycornerAndy w in google images returns:

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Nope. I am a partner in a small outfit that provides independent analysis to the smaller funds, traders, etc. Can’t say too much ‘coz you never know who is looking.Originally posted by ratewhoreYou're not doing stuff for the cayman islands govt are you CP? I remember seeing some gigs appear a while back for them...

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You're not doing stuff for the cayman islands govt are you CP? I remember seeing some gigs appear a while back for them...
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Loved the first one. Second one I've only seen in pirate form that I downloaded off the net.Originally posted by Andywyou;re not afraid of ghost stories are you CP ?
did you hide behind your fingers watching Pirates of the Carrib ?
First one made me stain my shorts through laughing.
(Travel Tip: The only time you will need a jumper in the Cayman Islands is when you go to the cinema. The air-con there is set set to freezing!)
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Originally posted by CaribbeanPirateIt comes from being old. You'll get there one day. If you ever grow up.
you;re not afraid of ghost stories are you CP ?
did you hide behind your fingers watching Pirates of the Carrib ?
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It comes from being old. You'll get there one day. If you ever grow up.Originally posted by AndywI did admire CP for moving out of Britain and working abraod but now I just think he's one of those blokes with dribbly trouser stains !
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Originally posted by FranckoOh well he is a pirate.... long time in the sea with no women around... you know what happens, don't you?
Yeah !
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