Darth Vader's Jedi Joke

[EternalOptimist]

The Scots Darth Vader

'Och, I find our lack of independance disturrbing'

[speling bee]

First time I heard that I thought it was really funny. Of course I'm much older and wiser now.

It is not wisdom but folly to lose your delight in the simple pleasures of the world.

[VectraMan]

Boyd said: "What does the redneck Jedi say?", when James replied in Darth Vader's deep notes: " Luke, I am your father... and your uncle."

First time I heard that I thought it was really funny. Of course I'm much older and wiser now.

[ZARDOZ]

From an interview with James Earl "Kunta Kinte" Jones:

I thought Levar Burton was Kunta Kinte

[speling bee]

From an interview with James Earl "Kunta Kinte" Jones:

Meanwhile, the 83-year-old said he would often joke with co-star Boyd Gaines "before curtain" as they appeared on The Today Show to promote the film release of their Broadway play, Driving Miss Daisy.

Boyd said: "What does the redneck Jedi say?", when James replied in Darth Vader's deep notes: " Luke, I am your father... and your uncle."

Very nice.

I like:

How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker was getting for Christmas?

(In Darth Vader voice spoken into an empty pint glass) I have felt his presents.

[zeitghost]

From an interview with James Earl "Kunta Kinte" Jones:

Meanwhile, the 83-year-old said he would often joke with co-star Boyd Gaines "before curtain" as they appeared on The Today Show to promote the film release of their Broadway play, Driving Miss Daisy.

Boyd said: "What does the redneck Jedi say?", when James replied in Darth Vader's deep notes: " Luke, I am your father... and your uncle."