How to be Scottish in 25 easy steps

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BrilloPad replied

1 May 2014, 12:30
Originally posted by Unix View Post

Or as I like to call it enjoying life...

T-totaler-yoga-going-rule-follower-vegans--southern-puffs must have the most miserable existence on earth. They live 10 years longer, but it must be utterly boring.

Only in Scotland can you enjoy life while having a heart attack and whining.
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petergriffin replied

1 May 2014, 12:26
Originally posted by Pogle View Post

I consider myself lucky that you dont live in the North too

Actually I shopped for the best food when I was up norf.

I remember going on Tuesdays to the indoor market in Preston to buy some genuine Italian food. I doubt those stalls are still there.

It was just me, some OAPs and mostly foreigners shopping at the market. The local chavs were busy with junk food pushers nearby.
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Pogle replied

1 May 2014, 12:19
Originally posted by petergriffin View Post

Not only we live 10 years longer, we're also lucky that we don't live in the Norf.

I consider myself lucky that you dont live in the North too
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petergriffin replied

1 May 2014, 11:24
Originally posted by Unix View Post

Or as I like to call it enjoying life...

T-totaler-yoga-going-rule-follower-vegans--southern-puffs must have the most miserable existence on earth. They live 10 years longer, but it must be utterly boring.

Not only we live 10 years longer, we're also lucky that we don't live in the Norf.
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Unix replied

1 May 2014, 11:21
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

1. whine alot
2. eat fatty foods
3. be obese
4. whine even more
5. drink alot
6. whine yet more
7. try to get independence from the country that subsides your extravogent lefstle
8.-25. whine

HTH

Or as I like to call it enjoying life...

T-totaler-yoga-going-rule-follower-vegans--southern-puffs must have the most miserable existence on earth. They live 10 years longer, but it must be utterly boring.
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petergriffin replied

1 May 2014, 11:17
Die at the age of 52.
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MicrosoftBob replied

1 May 2014, 11:03
Originally posted by tarbera View Post

you forgot

Claim Benefits
Work for a council
work in public sector
hate the English

That could be Wales too
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tarbera replied

1 May 2014, 10:55
you forgot

Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

1. whine alot
2. eat fatty foods
3. be obese
4. whine even more
5. drink alot
6. whine yet more
7. try to get independence from the country that subsides your extravogent lefstle
8.-25. whine

HTH

you forgot

Claim Benefits
Work for a council
work in public sector
hate the English
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mudskipper replied

1 May 2014, 06:25
You forgot about putting on saltire makeup and a see-you Jimmy wig.

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BrilloPad started a topic How to be Scottish in 25 easy steps

1 May 2014, 06:23
How to be Scottish in 25 easy steps

1. whine alot
2. eat fatty foods
3. be obese
4. whine even more
5. drink alot
6. whine yet more
7. try to get independence from the country that subsides your extravogent lefstle
8.-25. whine

HTH
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