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petergriffin replied

1 May 2014, 07:03
Originally posted by scooterscot View Post

I wear my skirt during oktoberfest. The cleaning ladies love it.

FTFY
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scooterscot replied

30 April 2014, 20:58
I wear my skirt during oktoberfest. The ladies love it.
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barrydidit replied

30 April 2014, 18:32
Originally posted by Troll View Post

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Troll again.

Anyone?
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Troll replied

30 April 2014, 16:35
Can't beat a bit of heaving bodice clad bosoms.... back in 5 mins
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Troll replied

30 April 2014, 16:33
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm ..... nice
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stek replied

30 April 2014, 16:13
Originally posted by VectraMan View Post

Germany is the one where everybody wears Liederhosen and plays in an oompah band?

Dirndl for girls isn't it?
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expat replied

30 April 2014, 16:02
Originally posted by VectraMan View Post

Germany is the one where everybody wears Liederhosen and plays in an oompah band?

What do they sing, Donald where's yer trousers?
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Paddy replied

30 April 2014, 15:16
Originally posted by MicrosoftBob View Post

FAIL, no mention of invading Poland

You mean liberating German speakers from the baby eating drunken Polish
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barrydidit replied

30 April 2014, 14:59
Originally posted by MicrosoftBob View Post

FAIL, no mention of invading Poland

Here you go. Actually, there are 26 territories included there. But 2 are the channel islands so I think that makes 25 easy steps :nazi:
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MicrosoftBob replied

30 April 2014, 14:53
FAIL, no mention of invading Poland
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barrydidit replied

30 April 2014, 14:50
Originally posted by scooterscot View Post

Very funny.

As Herr Flick used to observe

Originally posted by Flick

A German joke is no laughing matter
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VectraMan replied

30 April 2014, 14:47
München. Bayern

But why do we say Bayern Munich in English? Surely it should be Bavarian Munich?
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scooterscot replied

30 April 2014, 14:43
Education is waster on you people. I want a rebate on my taxes.
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Mich the Tester replied

30 April 2014, 14:41
Originally posted by doodab View Post

I loved living in Munich. Great city, great quality of life.

Stop it! Don't tell anyone!
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Mich the Tester replied

30 April 2014, 14:39
Originally posted by VectraMan View Post

Germany is the one where everybody wears Liederhosen and plays in an oompah band?

No that's Bavaria. That's the point of the comment.
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