Two nuns in a bath and one says "Where's the soap ?"
And the other nun says "This joke only works in it's spoken form, a bit like the 1 in 10 people understanding binary one".
meanwhile, as the nuns are in the bath, there is a knock at the door. "Who is it" shouts one of the nuns. "It's the blind man" comes the answer. "That's ok, he won't see us naked if he's blind, tell him to come in" says one of the nuns. The blind man enter the room and says "Phwoooaar, nice tits, where do you want these blinds ??"
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Previously on "The Tennis Racket"
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The Tennis Racket
There were these two cats right. At Wimbledon.
One says, 'big prizes to be won here'
the other says , 'yeah, my brother is in that racket'
geddit ? racket ?
aww fergerrit


a few decades ago, captain Bligh was asked a question by his first mate 'who will win at wimbledon this year ?'
'Bjorn again, Christian'
geddit ? born again Christian ?
aww fergerrit

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