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Previously on "Wales at the forefront of teknowlogee"

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by zeitghost
    There's too many Flemings.

    Alexander invented penecillin.

    John Ambrose invented the diode valve.

    and I am supposed to make a joke out of that ????
    you got to feed me better material than that


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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by bogeyman
    I know. My great grandfather knew Fleming, and said he was forever popping his tiresome diode out his trousers to impress the gals.

    "it's sort of a one-way valve for electricity" was his chat-up line.
    I guess he had a great capacity for lowering their resistance then, I hope they used the coil .



    still getting me coat lizard

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  • bogeyman
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    Originally posted by zeitghost
    Alexander Fleming invented the diode.

    As he never ever ceased telling everyone.

    Until he died.
    I know. My great grandfather knew Fleming, and said he was forever popping his tiresome diode out his trousers to impress the gals.

    "it's sort of a one-way valve for electricity" was his chat-up line.

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  • EternalOptimist
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    sorry scaley one. bad joke

    di ode = welsh poem


    I'll get me coat

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  • EternalOptimist
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    wasn't that Dylan Thomas guy from Abwerystwyth

    he invented the diode boyo




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  • bogeyman
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    Photo caption: "Aberystwyth dream team"

    That explains it.

    I went to Aberystwyth once.

    Never again. Never, ever, ever.

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  • zeitghost
    started a topic Wales at the forefront of teknowlogee

    Wales at the forefront of teknowlogee

    again...

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/mid/5279884.stm

    Welly thrower thingy.

    Now all we need is the sheep thrower thingy to go with it.

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