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Previously on "Now you're in trouble !"

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  • CaribbeanPirate
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    I changed chum to chums as in muckers, chinas, pals,......

    Anyway, we were chucking lumps of fish over the side. I wasn't the one doing the shark fishing. I was just along for the ride.

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  • bogeyman
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    Originally posted by CaribbeanPirate
    Done that!

    Actually, I really have. Except it was large lumps of fish.
    No Captain. Chum is ground up oily fish with some menhaden oil added. It is a bit like a stinky fish porridge - not "large lumps of fish".

    P.S. Don't go out on a shark boat chumming after a heavy night out. Mind you, the sharks seem to find human vomit just as attractive as chum anyways.
    Last edited by bogeyman; 23 August 2006, 16:52.

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  • CaribbeanPirate
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    Originally posted by Insane_artist
    Like throwing chums to the sharks !
    Done that!

    Actually, I really have. Except it was large lumps of fish.

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by Andyw
    anyway ! run along and manage your team of impressionable young boys...
    They're not at work today. They rang in sick, complaining about your bum-fiddling yesterday.

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  • Andyw
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    anyway ! run along and manage your team of impressionable young boys...

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  • sasguru
    replied
    Originally posted by Andyw
    Assguru, you're an a.rseh.ole but you do make me laugh
    Whereas you're just an arse-hole.

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  • Andyw
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    Assguru, you're an a.rseh.ole but you do make me laugh

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  • The Lone Gunman
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    Today, 15:00 Andyw
    More time posting than coding

    Join Date: Jun 2006
    Posts: 300

    300 Not out, gwoan my san.

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by Andyw
    Porsche, 6 figure salary, work in london, sad existence, small p3nis - does this guy know you Sasguru ?
    Don't know that guy. But I'm sure you know this one:

    battered 20 year old Ford Fiesta, on the dole, works in Sheffield, sad existence, small willy.

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  • Andyw
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    Porsche, 6 figure salary, work in london, sad existence, small p3nis - does this guy know you Sasguru ?

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by Insane_artist
    I've been going through some of your posts and have come up with the conclusion that people in IT have no work to do and endure sad little existances.

    You all boast about how big your houses are and how you earn six figure salaries and the idea of you finding something highly amusing is to post a thread taken from the bbc web site (which you will have undoubtable all seen on the bbc web because you have little work to do and surf all day long) preceded with Oh Dear. Lets think about that one for a second.......nope those two words still dont make a news article funny.

    I have yet to read an article that is actually worth joining this site for. Oh yes, and the ones that live in london convincing themselves it's a real hip place to live....wait till you grow up and discover the real values in life, nobody cares about your Porsche ! it makes you look like a bloke with a very small tool !

    Anyway, dont forget to have an exciting evening when you get home, playing your computer games and surfing for porn when your wife goes out !


    Excellent trolling effort! Now switch off your PC and report for work. The shelf-stacking supervisor at Tesco is getting a little pissed off that you're late again.

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  • Insane_artist
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    Like throwing chum to the sharks !

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  • Fleetwood
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    Originally posted by Insane_artist
    I've been going through some of your posts and have come up with the conclusion that people in IT have no work to do and endure sad little existances.
    existences

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  • Andyw
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    Maybe this guy has a point to a degree for some but shouldnt aim it at all indiscriminately.... you Kunt !

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  • DimPrawn
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    I believe scientists are working on a database that can have two threads attempting to write at the same time. Don't think such a feature will ever catch on though.

    Still, MySQL is a fine piece of kit.

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