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  • Goatfell
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    Originally posted by petergriffin View Post
    There's no cure for anything. Let's just do like the Glaswegians and await death with a bottle of Buckfast in our hand and a roll-up in the other (to give the phlegm some body).
    FTFY

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  • SueEllen
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Ive only been married to women twice. The gay marriage does not count.
    That's cos you didn't use a surrogate.

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    You'd had three balls? It's Jake the peg, diddle diddle diddle.
    Ive only been married to women twice. The gay marriage does not count.

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Each ex has 1 ball each.
    You'd had three balls? It's Jake the peg, diddle diddle diddle.

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
    Can you still be classed as a man when Mrs BP still has your balls in her purse?
    Each ex has 1 ball each.

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  • SimonMac
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Any cure for manflu? Remember I am not suity so cannot MTFU.
    Can you still be classed as a man when Mrs BP still has your balls in her purse?

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Ole-EOs-ElbowBending-CureAll

    1 tumbler
    2 shots of whisky
    1 teaspoon brown sugar
    1 dollop of honey
    1 slice of lemon squeezed in
    1 slice of lemon dropped in
    fill with boiling water

    taste
    check the taste again
    taste for sweetness


    give to victim

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  • Zippy
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    We have a dose of manflu at chez Zip, so if anyone can help please do

    I'm prepared to grovel AND pay money if necessary.

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  • suityou01
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Any cure for manflu? Remember I am not suity so cannot MTFU.
    Right with ya there buddy on my next dose.

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  • petergriffin
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Any cure for manflu? Remember I am not suity so cannot MTFU.
    There's no cure for anything. Let's just do like the Glaswegians and await death with a can of Tennent's in our hand (free to do what you want with the other hand).

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  • BrilloPad
    started a topic manflu

    manflu

    Any cure for manflu? Remember I am not suity so cannot MTFU.

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