manflu

[Goatfell]

There's no cure for anything. Let's just do like the Glaswegians and await death with a bottle of Buckfast in our hand and a roll-up in the other (to give the phlegm some body).

FTFY

[SueEllen]

Ive only been married to women twice. The gay marriage does not count.

That's cos you didn't use a surrogate.

[BrilloPad]

You'd had three balls? It's Jake the peg, diddle diddle diddle.

Ive only been married to women twice. The gay marriage does not count.

[MarillionFan]

Each ex has 1 ball each.

You'd had three balls? It's Jake the peg, diddle diddle diddle.

[BrilloPad]

Can you still be classed as a man when Mrs BP still has your balls in her purse?

Each ex has 1 ball each.

[SimonMac]

Any cure for manflu? Remember I am not suity so cannot MTFU.

Can you still be classed as a man when Mrs BP still has your balls in her purse?

[EternalOptimist]

Ole-EOs-ElbowBending-CureAll

1 tumbler
2 shots of whisky
1 teaspoon brown sugar
1 dollop of honey
1 slice of lemon squeezed in
1 slice of lemon dropped in
fill with boiling water

taste
check the taste again
taste for sweetness


give to victim

[Zippy]

We have a dose of manflu at chez Zip, so if anyone can help please do

I'm prepared to grovel AND pay money if necessary.

[suityou01]

Any cure for manflu? Remember I am not suity so cannot MTFU.

Right with ya there buddy on my next dose.

[petergriffin]

Any cure for manflu? Remember I am not suity so cannot MTFU.

There's no cure for anything. Let's just do like the Glaswegians and await death with a can of Tennent's in our hand (free to do what you want with the other hand).

[BrilloPad]

Any cure for manflu? Remember I am not suity so cannot MTFU.