Question for Jesus

[oraclesmith]

Ok you send me picture. You no tell my wife.

PS. They real ?

[darmstadt]

The reason I am writing this mail to you is to meet new people.
I am 25years Pretty girl here in russia. I want to make friendship. I have nice
pictures to send to you if you want. Please tell me if we can be friends. Then
we can write letters to each other. ttyl with great hope.

[oraclesmith]

That's no Messiah, it's Olive from On The Buses

http://www.onthebusesfanclub.co.uk/newpage.html

[CaribbeanPirate]

Face of Jesus seen in baby scan

OH NO! It's true!

[darmstadt]

Sir, I am Anton Oleg, I represent a top company executive in Russia. I have a very sensitive and private brief from this top executive to ask for your partnership to re-profile funds over 50 Million euro. I will give the details, but in summary, the funds are coming via a bank in Western Europe, and this is a legitimate transaction. You will be paid 8% for your "management fees", if I am able to reach terms with you. If you are interested, please write me back by email and provide me with your name, telephone number, and private email address and I will provide further details. Please keep this close to your chest as much as possible; we can not afford any political problems. Regards, Mr. Oleg.

[stackpole]

"take me to your leader"

Hmm. Jesus, as Blair is on holiday, do you want to meet John Prescott instead? He is our leader at the moment. Or is that something you want to talk to us about?

[CaribbeanPirate]

Jesus,

can you hang fire on this second coming lark? It’s not a good time right now. There is a bit of a domestic row going on over in the middle-east, we’ve got all these Polish builders in, and our Prime Minister is still on holiday.

Tell you what. Why don’t you give your dads telephone number and we will give you a call when we have time?

[sasguru]

Hey Jesus,

What's your view on Chico? Why did your dad make him so silly - is it a sense of humour thing he's got?

[bogeyman]

Beware of what you wish for.

You should be making up new parables and stuff.

So there's this geezer, right...

[stackpole]

Russell T Davies' The Second Coming had it pretty well covered.

I remember it.

Gobby northerner lights up Man City's old ground then gets poisoned, which somehow kills god as well, and it all ends with everyone walking around in a miserable trance.

Not very exciting, no fish, and not many parables either.

[AtW]

Its not really the 2nd coming: during time travel things get messed up and actually this is his first coming during which he will realise Chico's crock of BS and feel obliged to travel back to -1 AC in order to ensure supposed 1st coming.

threaded.

[Captain Jack]

Russell T Davies' The Second Coming had it pretty well covered.

While not entirely flawless in terms of overall story structure, The Second Coming is nevertheless a ground-breaking production of true original creative sweep that might possibly be prove to be the most original and though-provoking piece of televisual drama we will be privileged to see grace our screens for many years to come.

[stackpole]

If this really is your second coming, why are you still quoting from your first coming, and particularly from the writings of blokes who weren't there?

You should be making up new parables and stuff.