Reply to: I'm watching you ...

[Andyw]

F’ knows. I haven’t talked to them in five years. They were after the price of a small flat in the west-end in 2001 and to have a look at my books, etc.

Good on ya !

[CaribbeanPirate]

F’ knows. I haven’t talked to them in five years. They were after the price of a small flat in the west-end in 2001 and to have a look at my books, etc.

[Andyw]

and they say ? ......

[CaribbeanPirate]

Well, I say £0.00!

[Andyw]

how much ?

[CaribbeanPirate]

C_Pirate ...are you owing the taxman some amounts of money ?

To quote Captain Rum, “Opinion is divided on the subject.” The tax men say I do, I say I don’t.

[The Master]

C_Pirate ...are you owing the taxman some amounts of money ?

Don't tell him your name, Pike.

[Andyw]

oh gawd...............

[Andyw]

C_Pirate ...are you owing the taxman some amounts of money ?

[sasguru]

OK guys - it was my little Sunday afternoon joke. It is I, sasguru, 'avin a laugh innit?

[CaribbeanPirate]

Come to think of it, it’s not the inspectors we should worry about; it’s the collectors. They have always been the problem going back thousands of years.

If the Inland Revenue get the same powers as their customs and excise chums then nobody is safe.

The privateer ship Jolly Roger will not be paying a visit to waters round good ol’ Blighty for some considerable time.

[Dalek Supreme]

All tax inpsectors will be ex-term-inated come the invasion. Only 144 years to wait, Earth creatures.

[Andyw]

What i'd like to know is why do tax inspectors spend all their time trying to con money out of you for a regime that trys to con money out of them !????

I rest my case ! losers !

[CaribbeanPirate]

TaxInspector, you can watch me all you like; but all you will see is my fat hairy arse mooning you.

I don’t earn anything in the UK, I don’t live in the UK. My time in the UK at the moment doesn’t count to my 91 days because of my dying mum.

[Asterix]

New poster

'Tax Inspector' = Out-of-Work ex-permie