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Accenture manage to combine by obnoxious with being not very good.
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Or, to emphasize that we're different, leaner, meaner and quicker, 'peelancers'.Originally posted by TestMangler View PostWas thinking along similar lines, but I came up with 'Craptractors'
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Crapcraptors?Originally posted by TestMangler View PostWas thinking along similar lines, but I came up with 'Craptractors'
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Was thinking along similar lines, but I came up with 'Craptractors'Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostChuck the lot out and replace with Concraptors.
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I had something similar with another company, she called me up told me the details and said its a very high salary and a great opportunity, I told her I'm only looking for contracts. She then said "Thats fine, I have hundreds of other candidates to call" She then sent an email saying "sorry it didn't suit your career aspirations, but if you know someones thats interested, please let me know, I would be very grateful. Its a very high salary"
I wonder just how high? maybe 30k?
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Don't forget LogicackOriginally posted by NotAllThere View PostWhy is that large consultancies seem to be so amenable to being crap?
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