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MarillionFan replied

1 February 2014, 09:29
New equity release this morning. I can get a bigger boat next year.
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Pogle replied

1 February 2014, 08:17
I imagine its more like that scene in the 4th Alien film where the alien/human hybrid is sucked out of a tiny hole in the spaceship as it crashes.

Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post

Wouldn't he be sucked out of the window, like Goldfinger?

Or perhaps he'd just block it and make loud trumping noises as the air tried to rush past
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greenlake replied

31 January 2014, 22:52
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

One that sells burgers and big enough to support your weight.
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BrilloPad replied

31 January 2014, 20:08
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

What type of boat should I get?

One that sells burgers and big enough to support your weight.

QE2?
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MarillionFan replied

31 January 2014, 20:03
Originally posted by mudskipper View Post

A ship called Dignity?

I traded that in with my contractors card.
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Alias replied

31 January 2014, 19:54
Are you on about "Motorboating" your wife? Captain of that ship?
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mudskipper replied

31 January 2014, 19:39
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

Not talking about your penis.

What type of boat should I get?

A ship called Dignity?
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MarillionFan replied

31 January 2014, 19:31
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

Dinky toys don't count.

Not talking about your penis.

What type of boat should I get?
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BrilloPad replied

31 January 2014, 19:30
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

I'm off to buy a sports car and then a boat. Perm pays.

Dinky toys don't count.
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MarillionFan replied

31 January 2014, 19:28
I'm off to buy a sports car and then a boat. Perm pays.
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BrilloPad replied

31 January 2014, 17:31
Next step is doing it on your own without asking the butler to do it.

Same for sh4gging your wife.
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Alias replied

31 January 2014, 17:17
He's moving to the US for good ??
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DodgyAgent replied

31 January 2014, 16:54
Originally posted by stek View Post

You on a 747?
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mudskipper replied

31 January 2014, 16:45
He's defenestrated the CEO?
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OwlHoot replied

31 January 2014, 16:41
Originally posted by stek View Post

You on a 747?

Wouldn't he be sucked out of the window, like Goldfinger?

Or perhaps he'd just block it and make loud trumping noises as the air tried to rush past
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