Chico UK competition

[AtW]

Or cut off his legs if he is too tall for the rack - those Greek myths were awesome, weren't they?

[lORD lUCAN]

Chico must be a troll - he knows nothing about religion other that what he can find on dodgy websites.

Bring back the rack, we'll stretch the little bast*rd till he pops

[John Galt]

Chico must be a troll - he knows nothing about religion other that what he can find on dodgy websites.

[CaribbeanPirate]

Keelhauling would do him wonders. I need the barnacles scraped off the Jolly Roger.

[AtW]

Top objectives:

3. Make Chico provide answers to specific questions that he was asked without quoting Bible.

2. Make Chico admit possibility that it is other religions that may have gotten it right and he in effect worships fake God and thus needs urgently switch over until its too late

1. Make Chico stop acting like a fool and realise that he would have a much better life if he knew it was given him only once, not by God but by his parents (bless them).

Any takers?