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Previously on "Today's verse for the day"

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  • Andyw
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    electric shock on the testicles should do the trick !

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  • andy
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    apparently due to some temporal lobe disorder in the brain people start believing in god and even can see him.
    Electric shock is the answer to chico's problems

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  • Dundeegeorge
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    Or

    I think chico exists (if he does) to test our faith in reason.

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  • AtW
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    I think Chico's meant test our patience with his religious crap...

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  • hyperD
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    Originally posted by Chico
    Blind faith - I dont think so!!

    1 Thessalonians 5:21-22

    Test everything. Hold on to the good. Avoid every kind of evil.
    Ah, if one has to make a leap of faith to accept religion, then how can one test it?

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  • AtW
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    Originally posted by Chico
    Avoid every kind of evil.
    Chico, was burning of Giordano Bruno evil or not?

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by AtW
    Careful John - blind faith lead to the biggest murders in the history of this planet - nazism, inquisition and others: blind faith is dangerous and should be made pretty much illegal as its way too dangerous thing to be left unchecked.
    I agree. Some sort of brain disorder or a form of insanity. Not just religion though, I think maybe some of these animal liberation front dudes have a similar condidtion.


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  • Chico
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    Originally posted by John Galt
    I don't hate you for your religion, in fact in a way I admire you your blind faith. I called you a tosser 'cos you wouldn't answer the question
    Blind faith - I dont think so!!

    1 Thessalonians 5:21-22

    Test everything. Hold on to the good. Avoid every kind of evil.

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  • John Galt
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    Originally posted by AtW
    Careful John - blind faith lead to the biggest murders in the history of this planet - nazism, inquisition and others: blind faith is dangerous and should be made pretty much illegal as its way too dangerous thing to be left unchecked.
    Can't do that ATW, if there was no blind faith was on earth would NL do?

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  • CaribbeanPirate
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    Chico, can I direct you to the letters page of one of the newspapers back home: http://www.caymannetnews.com. Most days, it is full of letters on God, Jesus and the Holy Bollox. At the moment they are at the tail end of a long run of letters for and against Jehovah’s Witnesses, maybe you could catch the end of that. They love all that stuff in the Cayman Islands; sad gits have got more churches than bars. Live music and dancing are banned on a Sunday; which was a bit of a bummer at New Year.

    Every now and again they publish a letter saying, “Give it a rest”, but they continue to print them. One person suggested moving them all to a supplement that we could throw away when we bought the paper; that wasn’t taken up either. Sadly, the paper it’s printed on is too shiny to wipe my fat hairy arse with.

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  • AtW
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    Careful John - blind faith lead to the biggest murders in the history of this planet - nazism, inquisition and others: blind faith is dangerous and should be made pretty much illegal as its way too dangerous thing to be left unchecked.

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  • John Galt
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    Originally posted by Chico
    Jesus says

    Blessed are you when men hate you, when they exclude you and insult you and reject your name as evil, because of the Son of Man. Luke 6:22
    I don't hate you for your religion, in fact in a way I admire you your blind faith. I called you a tosser 'cos you wouldn't answer the question

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  • AtW
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    Originally posted by sasguru
    Chico, have you tried to get help?
    Evidently he came to ask for help to Church before psychiatrist...

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist
    thats sounds a bit like manic/depressive to me

    ??

    Yes Bipolar is the "modern" word to describe manic/depressive. There may be a point there. Chico, have you tried to get help?

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by hyperD
    I think you''ll find Chico is bipolar - you can tell when the euphoric effect of the lithium controlled "high" is present as the bible cut 'n' paste machine goes into orverdrive, then when the low hits in, nothing for weeks.
    thats sounds a bit like manic/depressive to me

    ??

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