Sao Tomé and Principe

[Mich the Tester]

I've been to the nearby islands and there's quite a lot of being hassled by the locals buy useless or illegal (ivory) souvenirs, whilst trying to 'relax'.
The solution, of course is to go to a private swimming infinity pool, which has a similar view to the ocean and less salty water.

I think you'll enjoy it very much.

Thx, I'm looking for somewhere very relaxed, sunny, free of mass tourism and Portuguese speaking as I want to learn some Portuguese this year. Thought of Mozambique, but that seems to be pretty firmly on the tourist trail now and Angola doesn't really appeal somehow.

[yasockie]

I've been to the nearby islands and there's quite a lot of being hassled by the locals buy useless or illegal (ivory) souvenirs, whilst trying to 'relax'.
The solution, of course is to go to a private swimming infinity pool, which has a similar view to the ocean and less salty water.

I think you'll enjoy it very much.

[Mich the Tester]

I suppose the lack of responses means I won't be surrounded by oiks, plebs or CUK fat geeks.

[DirtyDog]

They are usually a pointless answer on Pointless. That's the extent of my knowledge.

[Mich the Tester]

Have they got a Butlin's?

I hope not. (plan B; set up Butlins in Sao Tome)

[Old Greg]

Anyone been there?

Have they got a Butlin's?

[Mich the Tester]

Anyone been there?