In the spirit of Christmas

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suityou01 replied

25 December 2013, 08:00
[To the tune of We wish you a Merry Christmas]

For MF,

We wish you some festive food poisoning,
We wish you some festive food poisoning,
We wish you some festive food poisoning,
And a weeping bum hole.

While you ensconse, with you and your nonce,
We wish you a raw nipsy,
And a crappy new year!
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mudskipper replied

25 December 2013, 07:49
Originally posted by alluvial View Post

Well I would just like to say Merry Christmas and a prosperous New Year to all.

WHS.
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alluvial replied

25 December 2013, 00:05
Well I would just like to say Merry Christmas and a prosperous New Year to all.
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EternalOptimist replied

25 December 2013, 00:04
To be compared in the same sentence with Turing is, indeed , a festive honour.

I would like to return the compliment by offering some mistletoe so MF can engage with snogging miss piggys pigs bum-hole
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Old Greg replied

24 December 2013, 23:52
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

And let me offer the olive branch as well. In the same way as Turing has been offered absolution as a homosexual I would also like to retrospectively pardon Eternaloptimist for being a dull posting,tedious, thieving scouse fudge packer. You are forgiven.

And let me be the first to say that at this time of year we should all try to show understanding for that fat nonce MF.
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MarillionFan replied

24 December 2013, 23:44
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

A time of joy

also a time of forgiveness.

So let me be the one to extend a hand to Marillion Fan

and punch the fat **** in the gob

And let me offer the olive branch as well. In the same way as Turing has been offered absolution as a homosexual I would also like to retrospectively pardon Eternaloptimist for being a dull posting,tedious, thieving scouse fudge packer. You are forgiven.
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EternalOptimist started a topic In the spirit of Christmas

24 December 2013, 23:35
In the spirit of Christmas

A time of joy

also a time of forgiveness.

So let me be the one to extend a hand to Marillion Fan

and punch the fat **** in the gob
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