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More to the point, how much unrestricted wanking! And a steel vessel, so no need for kleenex!Originally posted by Lucifer BoxJust think how much work you could get done on SKA in that time.
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Just think how much work you could get done on SKA in that time.
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Oi! Alexei!
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I've found you a perfect job from CUK!!!
Mind you, I hope you have internet access as I for one would miss your input into this board.Computer and engineering specialists who are prepared to be locked up for two years without seeing or contacting the outside world are being hunted by Russian scientists.
A total of six ‘investigator-volunteers’ are being sought to take part in the unique trial – Mars-500 – billed as the precursor for a manned mission to the Red Planet.
All applicants must be between 25 and 50-years-old for a chance to be contained in a space-style module - measuring only 500 cubic metres - for a maximum of 700 days.
Candidates must also be healthy, possess a good command of Russian and English, have gone to University, and be professionally engaged in IT or engineering, among other fields.
The experiment, which will be Russia’s longest ever isolation project, is to take place at the Institute for Biomedical Problems, with the aim of “solving problems” a mission to Mars may encounter.Tags: None
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