Gasping for a fag

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SueEllen replied

9 December 2013, 15:40
Originally posted by Zippy View Post

Yep. It's yer basic splint test, only with a fag instead of a splint. Nasty.

Up side and down side for the neighbours.
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Zippy replied

9 December 2013, 15:28
Originally posted by VectraMan View Post

"the spark caused the oxygen to explode"

Does oxygen explode? Surely pure oxygen would just cause much more rapid burning of the cigarette/lighter.

Yep. It's yer basic splint test, only with a fag instead of a splint. Nasty.
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original PM replied

9 December 2013, 13:22
naaah phlogiston's is added not taken away...

it just has negative mass

(iirc)
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Mich the Tester replied

9 December 2013, 13:20
Originally posted by VectraMan View Post

"the spark caused the oxygen to explode"

Does oxygen explode? Surely pure oxygen would just cause much more rapid burning of the cigarette/lighter.

Its the phlogiston wot done it.
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VectraMan replied

9 December 2013, 13:16
"the spark caused the oxygen to explode"

Does oxygen explode? Surely pure oxygen would just cause much more rapid burning of the cigarette/lighter.
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Mich the Tester replied

9 December 2013, 13:10
Very unfortunate incident indeed. She´s 47. If she'd done it 30 years earlier it would be a victory for Darwinian evolution.
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original PM replied

9 December 2013, 13:06
Sorry but lol!!!

terrible.
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zeitghost started a topic Gasping for a fag

9 December 2013, 13:05
Gasping for a fag

Haven't heard of one of these for years now:

Smoker fighting for her life after lighting cigarette while wearing oxygen mask in Heywood, Greater Manchester | Metro News

To do a proper job you really need an oxygen tent.

Then the whole lot can go up.
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